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2017-06-16 at 3:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Phoenix Pouring the proper amount of milk is like getting away with a crime. It's not the pouring or the crime that's stupid, until it becomes stupid by pouring too much or getting caught.
Nope. It's stupid if you can see the glass is full and you keep pouring. I've never commited a crime where I could see the glass was full. -
2017-06-16 at 3:12 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Phoenix Yeah, that's why it's fucking stupid. You should have been able to see it was full.
Said the electrician before he got shocked.
Said the quarterback before he threw and interception.
Said the cook before he cooked the steak medium instead of medium rare.
Said the hunter before he missed the kill shot.
Said the fence builder before he buried one of his fence posts a little too deep.
Said the comedian before he made a joke that nobody laughed at.
Said the straight man before he realized the girl he wanted to fuck had a dick.
What a bunch of retards!
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2017-06-16 at 3:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ To be clear, this means that you are retarded to begin with, and the higher the stakes, the more retarded you become for choosing the risk vs the reward?
If you're not good enough to get away with it, sure.So… there are certified criminals? I shouldn't have committed a crime until I had the proper training? Like I said, I committed many crimes before I was caught. If I had had the fortunate luck to have stopped before I got caught, was I ever retarded?
A certification says you know a certain level of stuff about performing in a certain discipline. You planted the retarded seed when you began to commit a crime you didn't kow that you could get away with, and the retard harvest was reaped when you got caught.So nobody should ever try to become something that they're not? How do you know if 'you really have no business doing' something? I'm trying to understand m8, I really am. It sounds like you're arguing that if you're not a "professional criminal" you shouldn't be doing crime. How the fuck does one become a professional criminal? To be frank, most of the best at any profession, have made the proper mistakes and learned from them in order to become better at their respective profession, and in this case, crime can be a matter of trial and error, learning from mistakes. Retarded crime, to me, is getting caught, and then doing the same crime in the same fashion again.
http://www.mediacollege.com/journalism/interviews/leading-questions.html
you sure beat the fuck out of that straw man, buddy."stupid enough to get caught"
I already addressed this. That is dumb.
I already addressed your attempt to address it.I can't believe Lanny became a programmer when he was stupid enough to make a programming error. WHAT A RETARD! Is that right?
If Lanny's programming error ended up allahuakbaring a plane or something, I'd surely call him retarded for taking on such a high risk job and then fucking up. -
2017-06-16 at 3:31 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Except it's not a mistake until you get caught. That's where the analogy doesn't work.
I made absolutely no analogy between the pouring of the milk and getting caught committing a crime, so you're just being a retard and I cannot explain it more clearly than that. I'm talking about what counts as being stupid with Zanick. The analogy was never intended to be the equivalent of getting caught committing a crime; pick any other example of anything that is a mistake if you like, because it has no relation to that. The point is that we call people stupid for all sorts of things, despite determinism or whatever shit. -
2017-06-16 at 3:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon If you're not good enough to get away with it, sure.
So the Cleveland Cavaliers were retarded to even try to beat Golden State in the finals. They should've forfeited before it started.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon A certification says you know a certain level of stuff about performing in a certain discipline. You planted the retarded seed when you began to commit a crime you didn't kow that you could get away with, and the retard harvest was reaped when you got caught.
I addressed the fact that many people learn by trial and error. Like I said, in essence, I didn't get caught the first 99 times, and then dumb luck and circumstance got me caught the 100th time. Was I retarded the first 99 times, or just the 100th time, or all of them?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon http://www.mediacollege.com/journalism/interviews/leading-questions.html
you sure beat the fuck out of that straw man, buddy.
Lol. I probably did. I'm not trying to avoid fallacies I'm just typing what I think right now.
I already addressed your attempt to address it.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon If Lanny's programming error ended up allahuakbaring a plane or something, I'd surely call him retarded for taking on such a high risk job and then fucking up.
"Only retards get caught"
I've asked you to at least admit that your stance there is wrong. Smart people get caught too. Smarts can make mistakes. RIGHT??? -
2017-06-16 at 3:45 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:46 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:50 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:52 PM UTCAre you calling us functional retards risir? hahaha
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2017-06-16 at 3:52 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ So the Cleveland Cavaliers were retarded to even try to beat Golden State in the finals. They should've forfeited before it started.
Why?I addressed the fact that many people learn by trial and error. Like I said, in essence, I didn't get caught the first 99 times, and then dumb luck and circumstance got me caught the 100th time. Was I retarded the first 99 times, or just the 100th time, or all of them?
You were retroactively retarded for each of those 99 times after the 100th.Lol. I probably did. I'm not trying to avoid fallacies I'm just typing what I think right now.
"Only retards get caught"
I've asked you to at least admit that your stance there is wrong. Smart people get caught too. Smarts can make mistakes. RIGHT???
If you're just going to babble the same thing over and over again regardless of how many times I address it, there's no point in me addressing it.
You're being a fucktard and arguing in bad faith. Come back when you're willing to admit that you don't have a point. -
2017-06-16 at 3:54 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:56 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 3:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why?
You were retroactively retarded for each of those 99 times after the 100th.
If you're just going to babble the same thing over and over again regardless of how many times I address it, there's no point in me addressing it.
You're being a fucktard and arguing in bad faith. Come back when you're willing to admit that you don't have a point.
M8, I have a point, and it's that "only retards get caught" isn't true. Fucking retroactive retardation...
You don't get to win this debate by trying to tell me that I don't have a point Falco. My point is fucking obvious. If you're one of the few people that say 'I never make a bet that I KNOW I can't win', well good for you. That doesn't mean anyone that gambles is a retard. -
2017-06-16 at 4:05 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 4:07 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 4:13 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 4:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ M8, I have a point, and it's that "only retards get caught" isn't true. Fucking retroactive retardation…
You don't get to win this debate by trying to tell me that I don't have a point Falco. My point is fucking obvious. If you're one of the few people that say 'I never make a bet that I KNOW I can't win', well good for you. That doesn't mean anyone that gambles is a retard.
You don't have a point, you're repeating the same point over and over again and making me repeat myself. You not admitting it doesn't change the fact that you don't have a point.
