2024-05-07 at 9:12 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
No way, I'd be the blind king if I was blind and living in Blindland, and say that idiot Wariat was there. I'd just do what all rulers do, create a monster that nobody else could see, which would be simple, I'd call it the pedo monster who likes to eat pedo's, and blind people for like I dunno, reasons. After the idiot Wariat had run away, I'd then work on convincing the other blind people that I and only I could protect them from the monster. They'd take the knee in no time. Half would likely kneel straight in their seeing eye dogs doodoo, but who gives a fuck, I'd be king by that point so I'd be nowhere near it anyway.
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2024-05-07 at 9:14 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Actually thinking about it, after the idiot Wariat had run away I'd change the monsters name to Covid
That'd work
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2024-05-07 at 9:20 PM UTC
Honestly if I had to lose one of the 6 major senses
in order
1) Touch (no Pain)
2) Smell (piss scented streets will be no problem)
3) speech (I don't talk to strangers much anymore so who gives fucks. I can sign langue
4) taste (most food is tasteless these days ever since I got older, have to eat lots of spice)
5) hearing (I love music but there is a lot of traffic noise near me I wouldn't miss)
6) sight. yeah. it's pretty bad to lose your vision. but they have camera technology they're inserting in eyes I'm told.
2024-05-07 at 9:29 PM UTC
I'd freak out if I lost speech and sight. Don't care about hearing or smell.
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2024-05-07 at 9:29 PM UTC
so ur against people fucking minors for what reason than i mena it happeend all throughout history it snot morally wrong right?
2024-05-07 at 9:30 PM UTC
I'm p quiet irl but without speech you can't advocate for yourself and I like learning languages
2024-05-07 at 9:33 PM UTC
OH my God I can't wait to have a physical body again.
2024-05-07 at 9:57 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
You don't lose smell and not taste and visa versa btw
Not unless you got your entire tongue cut out anyway
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2024-05-07 at 10:13 PM UTC
I can't believe the stupidity in this thread, dunno what you're all drinking.
2024-05-07 at 10:21 PM UTC
guys im seriously considering getting some mefedrome or speed.
2024-05-07 at 10:29 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
Originally posted by Warcry
guys im seriously considering getting some mefedrome or speed.
It shouldn't even be a question
You don't have to buy more if you just never run out
Time to start cleaning Sudafed and get a jug of potassium permanganate and start cooking in your apartment
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