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Happening: jedis plan to sacrifice 10th Red Heifer to summon Jesus/Messiah/Anti-Christ, end of days.

  1. #21
    There will never be peace. Never. you can try and try and try and maybe that's what life is about.

    Reagan was right though. Imagine if suddenly all of us were visited by a hostile alien group. would we put aside our indifference and fight them and if so, would it fix the indifference between us.

    NAW

  2. #22
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Has our Lord and Savior, the King of Kings, Christ returned yet?
  3. #23
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Meikai Has our Lord and Savior, the King of Kings, Christ returned yet?

    he never left
    βœοΈπŸ“–πŸ™πŸ•ŠοΈ Seek Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, stop looking at porn. It objectifies women and children, it taints your soul and pulls you further away from you God. Satan is corrupting your souls with this foul, vile content. You feel shame and guilt because you know it is wrong, porn is never healthy. If you are offended by this message, ask yourself. Why? Why does the mention of Jesus Christ evoke such negative thoughts? Truly ask yourself that. πŸ’“βœ make this website good for kids to use please join the fight against the people who post inappropriate images GOD KNOWS EVERY THING DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM MAKE THIS MORE KID FRIENDLYβœžπŸ™βœžπŸ™βœžπŸ™πŸ…ΉπŸ…΄πŸ†‚πŸ†„πŸ†‚β€ πŸ‘ΌπŸ…ΉπŸ…΄πŸ†‚πŸ†„πŸ†‚ 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide
    = don’t be afraid βœžβ€οΈŽπ“–π“žπ““β€οΈŽβœž
    After WW3 - the β€œman of peace” from the
    East = Antichrist
    β¬œβž–πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸ‘οΈπŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨βž–β¬œ
    β¬œβ¬œοΈπŸ‘οΈβž–βž–βž–πŸ‘οΈβ¬œοΈβ¬œ
    βž–πŸŸ¨βž–β¬œβ¬œβ¬œβž–πŸŸ¨βž–
    β¬œπŸ‘οΈβž–β¬œβ¬›β¬œβž–πŸ‘οΈβ¬œ
    βž–πŸŸ¨βž–β¬œβ¬œβ¬œβž–πŸŸ¨βž–
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  4. #24
    I'm going to sacrifice 10 jedi virgins to Moloch for good luck
  5. #25
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    π’Šπ’‰Ώπ’„­ RapiαΈ«i or π’Šπ’‰Ώπ’„·
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by CodeNiggHardR It depends I guess on whether isnreal wants to continue the illusion that they are a modern and enlightened country. We wuz geniuses, we split the atom and sheet

    It seems like with the recent gene cite, they're really throwing all their chips on "no we're actually farm squatters and white trash hillbillies and we're doing a massmurder now and there's nothing you can do about it"

    They literally cut off part of a baby's penis then literally insert the still attached part into their literal mouth and literally suck on it as part of a religious rite.

    No, theyre in actually a backwards cult of parasitical vermin whos entirety of technological possessions were stolen from the white man and should be eradicated.
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm going to sacrifice 10 jedi virgins to Moloch for good luck

    That'll just piss him off. Everyone hates kikes.
  8. #28
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Their magic is weak
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree Their magic is weak

    It's their strongest feature.

    Other than their noses
  10. #30
    Originally posted by infinityshock They literally cut off part of a baby's penis then literally insert the still attached part into their literal mouth and literally suck on it as part of a religious rite.

    No, theyre in actually a backwards cult of parasitical vermin whos entirety of technological possessions were stolen from the white man and should be eradicated.

    sounds like something someone whos have had his foreskin involuntarily taken away from him would say.

    i so sorry for ur loss.
  11. #31
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I like it better when a girl still has their foreskin
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I like it better when a girl still has their foreskin

    but then they'd just be sliding in and out of their own foreskin instead of your ass when you make love.
  13. #33
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina but then they'd just be sliding in and out of their own foreskin instead of your ass when you make love.

    there's no direct contact so it's not directly gay
  14. #34
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    You know whatever hebrew came up with cutting the dick being a pact of God was definitely a gay pedophile.

    "Hey guys a talking rock that's definitely God told me this is okay, make sure to write this in law" and everyone was just believed him. I'm pretty sure the gospels of Jesus say somewhere that it doesn't actually matter

    according to GPT
    The New Testament does not specifically address the issue of circumcision in the context of whether it is required for salvation or whether non-jedis (referred to as "Gentiles" or "Goyim") can attain salvation. However, the teachings of Jesus and the writings of the apostles in the New Testament emphasize salvation through faith in Jesus Christ rather than adherence to Old Testament laws, including circumcision.

    In the New Testament, particularly in the letters of Paul, there is a clear message that salvation is through faith in Jesus Christ alone, regardless of whether one is circumcised or not. For example, in Paul's letter to the Galatians, he strongly emphasizes that circumcision is not necessary for salvation and warns against those who advocate for it as a requirement (Galatians 5:1-12).

    Exactly. Early christians clearly recognized it as deranged nonce behavior.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina sounds like something someone whos have had his foreskin involuntarily taken away from him would say.

    i so sorry for ur loss.

    Sounds like you involuntarily want a foreskin stuffed up your ass
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree You know whatever hebrew came up with cutting the dick being a pact of God was definitely a gay pedophile.

    "Hey guys a talking rock that's definitely God told me this is okay, make sure to write this in law" and everyone was just believed him. I'm pretty sure the gospels of Jesus say somewhere that it doesn't actually matter

    according to GPT


    Exactly. Early christians clearly recognized it as deranged nonce behavior.

    You forgot the part where they suck the dick. Literally
  17. #37
    Originally posted by ner vegas there's no direct contact so it's not directly gay

    its still gay by ass-o-ciation.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Meikai Has our Lord and Savior, the King of Kings, Christ returned yet?

    Oh no.. not yet. I believe that his doppleganger aka Anti-Christ will first make his appearance and it will be a long one. probably decades in the making before Jesus opens a can of whoop ass on him and his minions.
  19. #39
    jedis could go on national TV and announce that they are going to kill and eat babies because it's their religious right and all the American politicians would probably line up and applaud and call them brave and throw you in jail if you criticize anything about it.
  20. #40
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    FUCKING DESTROYED~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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