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Happening: jedis plan to sacrifice 10th Red Heifer to summon Jesus/Messiah/Anti-Christ, end of days.

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    The jedis and their Christian Zionist thralls have found an unblemished Red Heifer to sacrifice in the old testament manner in Israel.

    There have been 9 Red Heifers sacrificed, with the last in 70AD. jedi prophecy says that the sacrifice of the 10th Red Heifer will summon the jedi Messiah.

    Some Christians identify the jedi messiah as the Anti-Christ, some believe the sacrifice will cause Jesus to come back. The latter type don't see any problem with doing a pagan blood sacrifice to Jesus.
  2. #2
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Apparently the moral, legal and justified Hamas raid into Israel on October 7th 2023 was precipitated at least in part by the heifer situation.
  3. #3
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Get woke to the cow plan: world war 3 kicks off this summer.
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Because a cult doing weird cult shit involving killing things for no reason to a non existent entity makes perfect sense when the only explanation is their inherent mental instability.
  5. #5
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    lol styx is still around? he looks like he's melting
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Get woke to the cow plan: world war 3 kicks off this summer.

    It's been ww3
  7. #7
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    I don't know if they're even going to kill the heifers before they burn them on their satanic looking little altar.
  8. #8
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    It's on an illegal West Bank settlement (meaning recently stolen land).
  9. #9
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Christians believe that Jesus died to sanctify the world.

    His sacrifice was supposed to be final.

    This whole thing is blasphemous for the Christians partaking in it.

    For the jedis, it's just another unbelievably creepy thing they're at.
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I don't know if they're even going to kill the heifers before they burn them on their satanic looking little altar.

    The fucking kikes are a joke. They've been doing that dumb shit for thousands of years. They even talk about it in their fictitious religious tome about setting shit on fire in sacrifice to one or more of their fake invisible friends.

    Not sure which is worse...burning animals for no other reason than tribute to a nonexistent deity or sucking the bleeding cocks of newborn infants to satiate the kike need for cock.

    Fun fact: the hebrew language was designed to be spoken and understood while deep throating a dick.
  11. #11
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Let's see a single example of a sacrifice ever leading to anything occult or magical happening afterwards

    bunch of skitzos would probably dial 911 if you tried to hand them an LSD tablet. fake religion demons of falsehoods and evil.

    (Marijuana-Peyote-Morning Glories-LSD-DMT Psilocybin DPT)

    It is our belief that the origin of religion and spiritual awakening is the ingestion of Psychedelics. People long ago came upon Mushrooms, Marijuana, Peyote, etc and had visions and experiences of this Higher Being. In other words, the original followers of every true religion, such as Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, etc., believed that Psychedelics are the embodiment of God. This was and is the God of the ancient prophets and messengers. This is the Light spoken of in scriptures and sacred texts. The ancient Nahua tribe of Mexico had a word for Psilocybin mushrooms - Teonanacatl - which means God's Flesh.
    This Higher Being chooses messengers - and there have been many people who have fulfilled that role ( Moses, David, Elijah, Jesus, Mary, Vishnu, Uma, Gautama, Mohammed, Mani, Quetzacoatl). They are alive again physically, the crucifixion/exodus has happened again…the mystery has been revealed.
    We are Their Children and citizens of Their Realm.

    I am writing to you about those who would deceive you
    but the Oil you received from him remains within you
    and you really need no teaching from anyone;
    simply remain in him,
    for his Oil teaches you about everything
    and is true
    and is no lie.
    Remain in him
    as his Oil has taught you to do.

    – 1 St. John 2,26

    Salvation does not come from the darkness, (alcohol, cocaine, d.a.m., (diacetyl morphine), dishonesty, violence, etc.).
    Our Eucharist is Dipropyl Tryptamine, a very powerful Angel of the Host, closely related to Psilocybin.
  12. #12
    Not to mention the Demon Comet is doing a flyby and might be seen during the Solar Eclipse.
  13. #13
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Did the Pope cause Covid?

    The crucifix of San Marcello is a medieval work of religious art that is venerated in the Oratory of Santissimo Crocifisso of the Church of San Marcello al Corso in Rome. Having survived a fire that destroyed the church in 1519, the crucifix was popularly believed to possess intercessory powers. During an epidemic of plague in 1522 the crucifix was carried in a procession through the city. According to popular belief at the time, the procession caused the plague to leave the neighborhoods through which the crucifix passed, and eventually to die out in Rome.

    Because contemporaries then believed that the crucifix had proven its spiritual efficacy twice, a confraternity was set up which quickly became one of the largest in Rome. The procession of 1522 is considered by some scholars to be the origin of modern Holy Thursday processions held annually in Catholic cities, and the crucifix itself is still part of modern Roman religious processionary, particularly at Easter, although also at times of emergency. Pope Francis had it brought to St Peter's Square on several occasions during the COVID-19 pandemic in March 2020.

    21st-century use

    Pope John Paul II embraced the crucifix in the Jubilee Year of 2000.[6]

    On 15 March 2020, Pope Francis prayed before the crucifix for an end to the COVID-19 pandemic.[5][6] The Pope blessed Rome in what The Art Newspaper describes as a "scene of great dramatic power, at dusk, under driving rain, and facing the vast emptiness of St Peter’s Square".[7] Behind him, against two columns of St Peter's Basilica, were two artworks. The Art Newspaper suggests that in this situation they were not actual pieces of art, but rather were protective icons that were being put to the same use as they had been hundreds of years earlier.[7][note 6]

    Cocks asks, hypothetically, "Does this mean that he [Pope Francis] believes they are capable of bringing about a miracle?", to which she replies in the negative. The Catholic Church, she says, has firm rules against idolatry, which would apply if one attributes holy powers to a temporal object. Francis, says Cocks, was praying to God through Marian intercession, "as represented by the two works of art".[7][note 7] The art historian Liz Lev has commented that some of the recent reports on the crucifix almost "run the risk of idolatry", because they suggest that "the object itself is more important than what the object stands for".[19]

    The crucifix was again utilised on 27 March 2020 in an urbi et orbi prayer in St Peter's Square,[note 8] which was empty due to the Italian COVID-19 lockdown. Due to the heavy rain which fell during the event, there were concerns that the old wood had been damaged, but the rector of San Marcellus, Enrico Casini, believed that the damage was minimal and that, although the crucifix had been sent for examination, it was not expected to be gone long. It was suspected that the old wood had become waterlogged and split, the stucco paintwork had also split, and the tempera used as blood on Christ's face had washed away, with some detail being lost on the figure's hair and arms.[19]
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