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  1. Originally posted by infinityshock crisco is better, as per celebrity mouthpiece charlie sheen

    If you've ever actually had to wash Crisco out of your asshole you would know this is a bad idea
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice If you've ever actually had to wash Crisco out of your asshole you would know this is a bad idea

    i havent and dont intend to.
  3. There was no other way the baseball bat was coming out
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m in an impeccably good mood ..got my errands done and gonna see what this beautiful Sunday has in store for me ❤️
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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  7. Originally posted by infinityshock you need to consult with your physician about adjusting your medication

    physician dont do mental illnesses
  8. Originally posted by infinityshock i havent and dont intend to.

    you just leave them there to save it for future use
  9. Originally posted by CandyRein I’m in an impeccably good mood ..got my errands done and gonna see what this beautiful Sunday has in store for me ❤️

    they took lynching off the menu
  10. Originally posted by Solstice That's a good idea, it would really get up in there more efficiently, and it would help insecure guys feel less gay about it

    They had to use surgical tongs with HTS-n00b. Legs up in the stirrups and everything.
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina physician dont do mental illnesses

    You do mental illnesses

    And niggers

    All of them
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you just leave them there to save it for future use

    I'll leave my nutsack nougat in your esophagus for future use
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  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They had to use surgical tongs with HTS-n00b. Legs up in the stirrups and everything.

    Based on many years experience...more than most doctors...my recommendation is the lateral recumbent position for removing uncooperative foreign objects from a rectum.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina they took lynching off the menu

    And added the keyboard warrior?
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Loved ❤️
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein If you got a girlfriend and you following me everywhere with fetish porn she must not be doing something right

    Probably because she doesn’t exist


    She definitely doesn’t exist ….
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