How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2024-05-04 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #29681
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I wish I had some bottle rockets :(
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   • CandyRein
2. 2024-05-04 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #29682
   

   DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
   To fire off up your asshole or...?
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   • CandyRein
3. 2024-05-04 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #29683
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens To fire off up your asshole or…?

   
   some guy went to the ER with a live artillery shell...or mortar round...or grenade...i dont remember which...lodged in his ass. he claimed he was trying to relieve constipation.
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   • DUSM Raylan Givens, 
   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2024-05-04 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock some guy went to the ER with a live artillery shell…or mortar round…or grenade…i dont remember which…lodged in his ass. he claimed he was trying to relieve constipation.

   
   While they were examining it, someone dropped a scalpel and they all jumped.
5. 2024-05-04 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While they were examining it, someone dropped a scalpel and they all jumped.

   
   after they voided themselves
6. 2024-05-04 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #29686
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by infinityshock some guy went to the ER with a live artillery shell…or mortar round…or grenade…i dont remember which…lodged in his ass. he claimed he was trying to relieve constipation.

   
   how did they get it out of you
7. 2024-05-04 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how did they get it out of you

   
   Your mother stopped by and used her tongue.
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   • DUSM Raylan Givens
8. 2024-05-04 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock You will shut your cock slot and express your unremitting appreciation to my generosity in sharing with you my accumulated knowledge on all that is niggerdom.
   
   There is no such thing a racism you delusional dick jockey.
   
   For penance you will walk through the nearest nigger neighborhood wearing nothing but a kippah and a large tattoo saying 'I love niggers' on your back while live streaming.

   
   Shut the fuck up Speedy. you think no one knows it's you. hows your business failing? did you son pose as speedy and you as infinity?
9. 2024-05-05 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #29689
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

   
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10. 2024-05-05 at 2:46 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Shut the fuck up Speedy. you think no one knows it's you. hows your business failing? did you son pose as speedy and you as infinity?

    
    i will fuck you in your ass with such unmitigated fervor that after they release you from physical therapy, every time you hear banjos youll spontaneously have a rectal orgasm
11. 2024-05-05 at 2:39 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock Your mother stopped by and used her tongue.

    
    its spelt tong.
12. 2024-05-05 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina its spelt tong.

    
    It's what I use for toilet paper. I don't even have to pay her. She does it for the bonus calories
13. 2024-05-05 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #29693
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock It's what I use for toilet paper. I don't even have to pay her. She does it for the bonus calories

    
    you need tongs to clean yiur ass ?
14. 2024-05-05 at 2:53 PM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Like I’m ready to a have a Sunday Funday ❤️
15. 2024-05-05 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #29695
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
16. 2024-05-05 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #29696
    

    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock i will fuck you in your ass with such unmitigated fervor that after they release you from physical therapy, every time you hear banjos youll spontaneously have a rectal orgasm

    
    TRIGGA!
    
    HI ho silva
17. 2024-05-05 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #29697
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you need tongs to clean yiur ass ?

    
    That's a good idea, it would really get up in there more efficiently, and it would help insecure guys feel less gay about it
18. 2024-05-05 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm from the streets so I just put soap on my finger in the shower and plunder
19. 2024-05-05 at 4:38 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy TRIGGA!
    
    HI ho silva

    
    you need to consult with your physician about adjusting your medication
20. 2024-05-05 at 4:39 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice I'm from the streets so I just put soap on my finger in the shower and plunder

    
    crisco is better, as per celebrity mouthpiece charlie sheen