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I have spoken with God about who will enter the Kingdom of Heaven

  1. 2024-05-04 at 6:26 PM UTC
    #41
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Does God really give a shit about the websites you go on when you're in heaven? I feel like you'd be freer.

    You're not allowed to browse www.devil.com.

    "The connection to www.devil.com is not secure"
  2. 2024-05-04 at 6:38 PM UTC
    #42
    Bradley Black Hole
    IF you continue to the site www.devil.com takes you to mybible.com
  3. 2024-05-04 at 6:41 PM UTC
    #43
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley IF you continue to the site www.devil.com takes you to mybible.com

    That's where the devil worshippers always eventually end up.
  4. 2024-05-09 at 1:19 PM UTC
    #44
    Bradley Black Hole
    How did I not see all these posts till now???
  5. 2024-05-09 at 2:10 PM UTC
    #45
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    brad you gotta tell us all

    who is going to heaven and who is already taken by satan
  6. 2024-05-09 at 2:14 PM UTC
    #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks brad you gotta tell us all

    who is going to heaven and who is already taken by satan

    There's no such thing as either one

    Ie, it's a moot point
  7. 2024-05-09 at 2:15 PM UTC
    #47
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    BRAD has the scoop

    NOT U
  8. 2024-05-09 at 2:27 PM UTC
    #48
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    OP doesn't even believe in the real presence and thinks the bread and wine is just, like, a symbol or something, bro.



    same with totse2k1 it's pretty clear that western society and liberalism has tricked us all into believing that religion is just a symbolic thing and that you can go to heaven by "being a good person" and there is no real metaphysical magic beyond our comprehension, because science says so. Also take your vaccine and believe in critical race theory (because Jesus was a communist that loved all people! remember?) Racists can't go to heaven folks.

    *looks at the URL* according to secular Judeo-christian society we are literally satanic

    Well I for one am a mentally ill person that has taken more LSD than any of you SO I'M GOOD can you say the same though? Your souls are at steak, when the steaks get high, you must get higher
    IT CAN BE LIKE READING THE BIBLE 6 TIMES OR BECOMING THE POPE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT - a nine year old boy

    Originally posted by Dissociator You enjoy the hierarchy and tradition of Catholicism?, Trianglism also has ancient rituals and grand priests (except they are all aliens right now), we also have communion wafers with LSD and ergot wine.
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgqej4/early-christian-communion-wine-hallucinogenic
    https://psychede.tripod.com/
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kykeon
    Kykeon (Ancient Greek: κυκεών, kykeȏn; from κυκάω, kykáō; "to stir, to mix") was an Ancient Greek drink of various descriptions. Some were made mainly of water, barley and naturally occurring substances. Others were made with wine and grated cheese.[1] It is widely believed that kykeon usually refers to a psychoactive compounded brew, as in the case of the Eleusinian Mysteries.[2] A kykeon was used at the climax of the Eleusinian Mysteries to break a sacred fast, but it is also mentioned as a favourite drink of Greek peasants.
    Guess what the bible was written in? GREEK Δ
  9. 2024-05-09 at 2:30 PM UTC
    #49
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Four words: Take your meds, schizo!
  10. 2024-05-09 at 2:43 PM UTC
    #50
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Wtf guys do you not want Brad to pass judgment on us all or what
  11. 2024-05-09 at 3:53 PM UTC
    #51
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    HE DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE IN THE REAL PRESENCE !!!!

    unless you can look me in the eye and tell me THIS BREAD IS MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED INTO LITERALLY JESUS than you can't tell me FUCKING ANYTHING and honestly it takes a lot of guts and being a real soldier of God to admit such a "skitzo" thing. But if you don't even believe that, don't even talk to me about GOD. Baptists try to "CHRIST CHECK" me all the time and I just tell them "The bread and wine isn't a symbol you LIBERAL!" and run away as they have a demonic meltdown because I just DESTROYED their entire worldview that leftist "woke" society is caused by people not believing in Jesus WHEN THEY LITERALLY STEP ALL OVER HIM AND SPILL HIS BLOOD ON THE FLOOR
  12. 2024-05-09 at 4 PM UTC
    #52
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    U r missing the point here

    Brad must pass judgment on all of us NOW
  13. 2024-05-09 at 4 PM UTC
    #53
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks U r missing the point here

    Brad must pass judgment on all of us NOW

    the spirit has left him
  14. 2024-05-09 at 4:03 PM UTC
    #54
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I feel so let down damnit
  15. 2024-05-09 at 4:04 PM UTC
    #55
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    I'll judge you
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. 2024-05-09 at 4:06 PM UTC
    #56
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    We gonna judge each other

    Shit gonna get real
  17. 2024-05-09 at 4:21 PM UTC
    #57
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVER LISTEN TO THIS UNCULTURED, TRUTH BLIND ,UNENLIGHTENED.......

    Originally posted by Bradley I wouldn't have replied had it not been of an Odinic nature. My faith is better than ever. I am in the process of turning my body into a burial stone with Odinic tattoos that I pull off Odinic burial stones. My relationship with the Alfather is better than it's ever been. I teach several men where I live and have plans to construct my first permanent outdoor altar. I'm debating if I want to file as a church for taxation.



    See you guys later, blessed be.

    Ah, Carry on sir. HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!! HE HAS ASCII RUNES ALL OVER HIS BODY HE MUST BE HOLY
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood According to this book if I were to make an ASCII emoji rune following the instructions and proper incantations I could curse people on this forum

  18. 2024-05-09 at 4:33 PM UTC
    #58
    Bradley Black Hole
    God hates gays LLC didn'jt u guys know that? He ain't gonna tell me shit
  19. 2024-05-09 at 4:36 PM UTC
    #59
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    > brad gets kicked out of the line for heaven for putting his dick through the bars of the pearly gates and yelling 'it aint gonna suck itself'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. 2024-05-09 at 4:46 PM UTC
    #60
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    God's face when "homosexuality" is an artificial invention made up by humans
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