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I have spoken with God about who will enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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    Bad news folks, he's starting to get picky. You don't have to believe in Jesus but you have to be someone he wants to hang out with. We're getting kind of full up here, he said, so in order to kinda thin the herds he's made everyone much more 'normal' like an NPC that can only say 2 or 3 things they don't really have a personality.

    This is so that he doesn't have to deal with them. A lot of religions say God loves all of his children, he doesn't no parent of 8 billion kids would love them all. He does however love some of you.

    In this thread you can ask me questions and I will speak to the heavenly father and tell you what he says, with no twist or trolling involved.

    Will I enter the kingdom of heaven? Is Hitler there? ETC
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Lol when will I go to heaven
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    Nobody is interested?
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    Originally posted by Bradley Lol when will I go to heaven

    OK bromo I'll ask but be warned you may not like what he says about you. He talked about you before.
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    He said members of the LGBTQ community are not welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven. I explained you've had sex with a few girls before and he said "No, bradleyb is a faggit."
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    There's no such thing as god or heaven
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm fun to hang out with on the sly, when he wants a break from all that heaven stuff. I'm fine with holding down the fort here on Earth for whenever he wants to visit.
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    this doesnt seem magisterial
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost He said members of the LGBTQ community are not welcome in the Kingdom of Heaven. I explained you've had sex with a few girls before and he said "No, bradleyb is a faggit."


    Declaration of the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith “Dignitas Infinita” on Human Dignity, 08.04.2024

    Declaration “Dignitas Infinita”

    on Human Dignity

    Presentation

    During the Congresso of 15 March 2019, the then-Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith decided to commence “the drafting of a text highlighting the indispensable nature of the dignity of the human person in Christian anthropology and illustrating the significance and beneficial implications of the concept in the social, political, and economic realms—while also taking into account the latest developments on the subject in academia and the ambivalent ways in which the concept is understood today.” An initial draft of the text was prepared with the help of some experts in 2019 but a Consulta Ristretta of the Congregation, convened on 8 October of the same year, found it to be unsatisfactory.

    The Doctrinal Office then prepared another draft ex novo, based on the contribution of various experts, which was presented and discussed in a Consulta Ristretta held on 4 October 2021. In January 2022, the new draft was presented during the Plenary Session of the Congregation, during which the Members took steps to shorten and simplify the text.

    Following this, on 6 February 2023, the amended version of the new draft was reviewed by a Consulta Ristretta, which proposed some additional modifications. An updated version was then submitted for the Members’ consideration during the Ordinary Session of the Dicastery (Feria IV) on 3 May 2023, where Members agreed that the document, with some adjustments, could be published. Subsequently, Pope Francis approved the deliberations of that session during the Audience granted to me on 13 November 2023. On this occasion, he also asked that the document highlight topics closely connected to the theme of dignity, such as poverty, the situation of migrants, violence against women, human trafficking, war, and other themes. To honor the Holy Father’s directions, the Doctrinal Section of the Dicastery dedicated a Congresso to an in-depth study of the Encyclical Fratelli Tutti, which offers an original analysis and further consideration of the theme of human dignity “beyond all circumstances.”

    On 2 February 2024, a new and significantly modified version of this text was sent to the Members of the Dicastery ahead of the Ordinary Session (Feria IV) on 28 February 2024. The letter accompanying the draft included the following clarification: “This additional drafting was necessary to meet a specific request of the Holy Father: namely, he explicitly urged that more attention be given to the grave violations of human dignity in our time, particularly in light of the Encyclical Fratelli Tutti. With this, the Doctrinal Office took steps to reduce the initial part […] and to develop in greater detail what the Holy Father indicated.” The text of the current Declaration was finally approved during the above-mentioned Feria IV of 28 February 2024. Then, in the Audience granted to me and to Monsignor Armando Matteo, Secretary of the Doctrinal Section, on 25 March 2024, the Holy Father approved this Declaration and ordered its publication.

    The five-year course of the text’s preparation helps us to understand that the document before us reflects the gravity and centrality of the theme of dignity in Christian thought. The text required a considerable process of maturation to arrive at the final version that we have published today.

    In its initial three sections, the Declaration recalls fundamental principles and theoretical premises, with the goal of offering important clarifications that can help avoid frequent confusion that surrounds the use of the term “dignity.” The fourth section presents some current and problematic situations in which the immense and inalienable dignity due to every human being is not sufficiently recognized. The Church sees the condemnation of these grave and current violations of human dignity as a necessary measure, for she sustains the deep conviction that we cannot separate faith from the defense of human dignity, evangelization from the promotion of a dignified life, and spirituality from a commitment to the dignity of every human being.

    This dignity of every human being can be understood as “infinite” (dignitas infinita), as Pope St. John Paul II affirmed in a meeting for people living with various limitations or disabilities.[1] He said this to show how human dignity transcends all outward appearances and specific aspects of people’s lives.

    In Fratelli Tutti, Pope Francis wanted to underscore that this dignity exists “beyond all circumstances.” With this, he summoned all people to defend human dignity in every cultural context and every moment of human existence, regardless of physical, psychological, social, or even moral deficiencies. The Declaration strives to show that this is a universal truth that we are all called to recognize as a fundamental condition for our societies to be truly just, peaceful, healthy, and authentically human.

    Although not comprehensive, the topics discussed in this Declaration are selected to illuminate different facets of human dignity that might be obscured in many people’s consciousness. Some topics may resonate more with some sectors of society than others. Nevertheless, all of them strike us as being necessary because, taken together, they help us recognize the harmony and richness of the thought about human dignity that flows from the Gospel.

    This Declaration does not set out to exhaust such a rich and crucial subject. Instead, its aim is to offer some points for reflection that can help us maintain an awareness of human dignity amid the complex historical moment in which we are living. This is so that we may not lose our way and open ourselves up to more wounds and profound sufferings amid the numerous concerns and anxieties of our time.

    Víctor Manuel Card. Fernández
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/08/world/gender-affirming-surgery-threatens-unique-dignity-of-a-person-vatican-says-intl/index.html
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    can the pearly gates stop a regular passenger vehicle or would you have to move up to a light truck if you REALLY wanted to get in
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas can the pearly gates stop a regular passenger vehicle or would you have to move up to a light truck if you REALLY wanted to get in

    Suicide bomber...
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    according to Dignitas Infinita, we are all gay and the UNESCO treaty is magisterial
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    Only 144,000 human ambassadors go to heaven, in total. The rest live right here on planet Earth forever.
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    Hey everyone, Douglas Monks aka Bill Krozby here once again. I had to wait for the computer to open up again but now I got it for a few hours. Time to answer all the posts I missed.





    Originally posted by infinityshock There's no such thing as god or heaven

    Many people have believed this for centuries. You are not correct nor are you unique.

    Originally posted by Meikai I'm fun to hang out with on the sly, when he wants a break from all that heaven stuff. I'm fine with holding down the fort here on Earth for whenever he wants to visit.

    Yeah HTS I agree! However God doesn't like fags, men who dress up like women, eunechs or sodomites and you're most of those. Maybe you should go to gay heaven, lol just kidding that's not real. Sorry!

    Originally posted by ner vegas can the pearly gates stop a regular passenger vehicle or would you have to move up to a light truck if you REALLY wanted to get in

    There are no pearly gates, weird I know. No old man with a book of life either. You just kinda show up and it's like you're in Earth being born except you're in heaven. One day you're just there and nothing is like being created or opened, you just show up. They call the spot that most people show up the entrance but it's more like a park/clearing.

    Originally posted by infinityshock Suicide bomber…

    Try it! Not the bomb part though.

    Originally posted by Iron Ree according to Dignitas Infinita, we are all gay and the UNESCO treaty is magisterial

    Aren't you Scron/Ghost? The Ratface who has sex with HTS? I can see why you feel that way and God can too.

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only 144,000 human ambassadors go to heaven, in total. The rest live right here on planet Earth forever.

    There's a lot of people here but it's very spread out. They don't do like a census but I know at least 60 other people I interact with regularly and there's a lot of different places. The Chinese part is just flooded with souls.
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    Also sorry folks there are no pedophiles in the Kingdom of Heaven. Or maybe there are? We don't have bodies in the traditional sense or ages so fucking children isn't a thing here. It's kind of nice but now I'm wondering how many of these people were pedophiles and ended up here and now just gave it up because sex and age doesn't exist anymore.

    Also makes you wonder why God hates Fags (he loves that group a lot, has bumper stickers and stuff) so much if no one has bodies or sex here but that really disgusts him for some reason.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost Hey everyone, Douglas Monks aka Bill Krozby here once again. I had to wait for the computer to open up again but now I got it for a few hours. Time to answer all the posts I missed.







    Many people have believed this for centuries. You are not correct nor are you unique.



    Yeah HTS I agree! However God doesn't like fags, men who dress up like women, eunechs or sodomites and you're most of those. Maybe you should go to gay heaven, lol just kidding that's not real. Sorry!



    There are no pearly gates, weird I know. No old man with a book of life either. You just kinda show up and it's like you're in Earth being born except you're in heaven. One day you're just there and nothing is like being created or opened, you just show up. They call the spot that most people show up the entrance but it's more like a park/clearing.



    Try it! Not the bomb part though.



    Aren't you Scron/Ghost? The Ratface who has sex with HTS? I can see why you feel that way and God can too.



    There's a lot of people here but it's very spread out. They don't do like a census but I know at least 60 other people I interact with regularly and there's a lot of different places. The Chinese part is just flooded with souls.

    There is literally no such thing as god
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    Ok well I talk to him pretty frequently.

    So you don't believe in someone you don't know, and I believe in someone I talk to regularly.

    So it is what it is. I hope you make ea connection with him before you die but I can see why he doesn't like you.
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    The answers are all very clear if you ascent to fiducia supplicans and Dignitas Infinita
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost Ok well I talk to him pretty frequently.

    So you don't believe in someone you don't know, and I believe in someone I talk to regularly.

    So it is what it is. I hope you make ea connection with him before you die but I can see why he doesn't like you.

    What you describe is delusions of grandeur. Record the conversation and post it on here
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