What are you doing at the moment

1. 2024-04-29 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #50261
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   this is also why im alone, my younger sisters have been married up, I am the blackest family sheep evar. should have probably let a guy knock me up ten years ago like everyone does.
2. 2024-04-29 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #50262
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by infinityshock Not having a period for that long is unhealthy.
   
   Insanity is a state of mind

   
   tell me about it, its half of why I got clean from the pain killers, I feel unhealthy for killing my hormones and feelings so long, now
3. 2024-04-29 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #50263
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   mfw the rhythm method isn't fucking them so hard that the sperm literally flies out of their pulsating hole from centrifugal force
   
   
4. 2024-04-29 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #50264
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I am not having my IUD removed unless I'm asked to
   
   though sometimes the damn thing will stab me, feels terrible, hormone birth control is a bad idea for me though
   
   honestly I wont be surprised if my period never returns, I'm fuckin. old now and probably fried my eggs with too much baff saltz
5. 2024-04-29 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #50265
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
6. 2024-04-29 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #50266
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks tell me about it, its half of why I got clean from the pain killers, I feel unhealthy for killing my hormones and feelings so long, now

   
   That sucks
7. 2024-04-29 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #50267
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   your comfort has left me feeling sullied and strange
8. 2024-04-29 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #50268
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks your comfort has left me feeling sullied and strange

   
   That's called 'aroused'
9. 2024-04-29 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #50269
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I did feel dirty. I want to hire someone to give me baths.
10. 2024-04-29 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #50270
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks I did feel dirty. I want to hire someone to give me baths.

    
    If by 'bath' you mean being inundated with a deluge of a testicular tsunami...I can help you out with that.
    
    Bring your own liferaft
11. 2024-04-29 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #50271
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I just wanna lay in the hot water and not move. someone else wash my hair etc lmao
12. 2024-04-29 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #50272
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    my hair is so thick and long now that trying to wash it is practically impossible
13. 2024-04-29 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #50273
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks my hair is so thick and long now that trying to wash it is practically impossible

    
    That's how the hair on my balls is
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14. 2024-04-29 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #50274
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice That's how the hair on my balls is

    
    Do you comb and style them?
15. 2024-04-29 at 6:50 PM UTC

    #50275
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    A BITRD FLEW INTO MY EYE
16. 2024-04-29 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #50276
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you comb and style them?

    
    I hope he waxes them like a beard
17. 2024-04-29 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #50277
    

    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Changing my name to johnny hungama
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18. 2024-04-29 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #50278
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you comb and style them?

    
    braided
19. 2024-04-29 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #50279
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you comb and style them?

    
    I let it get long enough until I can donate it to Wigs for Kids at the local cancer hospital
20. 2024-04-29 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #50280
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If I glue my pubes into my sideburns I can sneak into a jedi temple unnoticed
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    • Kinks