Me and sploo are romulus and remus

1. 2017-06-13 at 10:38 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Except I didnt die because modern healthcare ftw
   also wtf were romulus and remus even fighting about, yeah yeah the founding of Rome, but at what cost? They couldn't decide what hill to build their city on, and a God said, whoever counts the most birds wins, and Romulus one but still got butthurt and killed Remus anyway?
   
   Wtf they mustve had some really cool ancient drugs back then
2. 2017-06-13 at 10:40 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Slide on that nigga...slide on that nigga.
3. 2017-06-13 at 10:44 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   But SRSly dude you need to find better friends.
4. 2017-06-13 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Remember: If you sue sploo (His parents will pay.) you can afford to buy a ton of drugs! Think of the pleasure, how long you'll be able to stay high without worrying about money!
5. 2017-06-13 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But more importantly, think of how rekt he'll be with an assault charge.
6. 2017-06-13 at 11:20 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dissociator Except I didnt die because modern healthcare ftw
   also wtf were romulus and remus even fighting about, yeah yeah the founding of Rome, but at what cost? They couldn't decide what hill to build their city on, and a God said, whoever counts the most birds wins, and Romulus one but still got butthurt and killed Remus anyway?
   
   Wtf they mustve had some really cool ancient drugs back then

   
   more like tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber
7. 2017-06-13 at 11:26 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're remus and romulus in that you suck dog tits, but that's about it.
8. 2017-06-14 at 2:11 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Danny I've lost more jobs than any of you will ever get in your whole life.

   
   Uh, that's really not something you should brag about.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-06-14 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Spiceroy you've never even had a job you're so mentally disabled

   
   That isn't even true.
10. 2017-06-14 at 2:38 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they probably bummed each other too
11. 2017-06-14 at 4:06 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Spiceroy your dad waited until age 25 to bum you

    
    At least he was attractive enough for his dad to bum.
12. 2017-06-14 at 4:18 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    They're semi-mythical figures that we have no actual historical account of. They probably didn't do anything.
13. 2017-06-14 at 4:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Spiceroy fag

    
    
14. 2017-06-14 at 4:23 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he's got all sorts of problems, pretty sure he's not a rapist though
15. 2017-06-14 at 7:38 AM UTC

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    Eval/Apply Recursed
    Just played brawl for the first time in a long time. CF got good. Pit is annoying.
16. 2017-06-14 at 11:18 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    CF is still fucking bad as shit in Brawl. I'd be lying if I said that wasn't part of the reason why Brawl is my least favourite Smash, although there are a lot of other reasons too.