2017-06-13 at 10:38 PM UTC
Except I didnt die because modern healthcare ftw
also wtf were romulus and remus even fighting about, yeah yeah the founding of Rome, but at what cost? They couldn't decide what hill to build their city on, and a God said, whoever counts the most birds wins, and Romulus one but still got butthurt and killed Remus anyway?
Wtf they mustve had some really cool ancient drugs back then
2017-06-13 at 10:40 PM UTC
Slide on that nigga...slide on that nigga.
2017-06-13 at 10:44 PM UTC
But SRSly dude you need to find better friends.
2017-06-13 at 11:15 PM UTC
Remember: If you sue sploo (His parents will pay.) you can afford to buy a ton of drugs! Think of the pleasure, how long you'll be able to stay high without worrying about money!
2017-06-13 at 11:18 PM UTC
But more importantly, think of how rekt he'll be with an assault charge.
2017-06-13 at 11:26 PM UTC
You're remus and romulus in that you suck dog tits, but that's about it.
2017-06-14 at 2:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Danny
I've lost more jobs than any of you will ever get in your whole life.
Uh, that's really not something you should brag about.
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post didn't die in a fire!
2017-06-14 at 2:38 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
they probably bummed each other too
2017-06-14 at 4:18 AM UTC
They're semi-mythical figures that we have no actual historical account of. They probably didn't do anything.
2017-06-14 at 4:23 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
he's got all sorts of problems, pretty sure he's not a rapist though
2017-06-14 at 7:38 AM UTC
Just played brawl for the first time in a long time. CF got good. Pit is annoying.
2017-06-14 at 11:18 AM UTC
CF is still fucking bad as shit in Brawl. I'd be lying if I said that wasn't part of the reason why Brawl is my least favourite Smash, although there are a lot of other reasons too.