The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-14 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #661
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny "Altruism is Impossible/Not Really Altruism" and other self congratulatory, semantic, at times circular, and wholly tired arguments, by Malice, available in dumpsters behind non-existent bookstores now!

   
   Ayn Rand was right, her arguments simply need to be refined, built on. I'm arguing that love itself is in fact the principle driving force behind the greatest evil/harm in the world, and I don't solely refer to childbirth.
   
   

   You don't actually buy Kaczynski's argument for a second, at best you're enamored with the author because he's edgy and used murder to get a screed against boogymen "leftists" published.
   
   I also like how I'm a terrific driving force in the world when you want to act like technology is bad but an impotent cog when it's good.

   
   My views have changed. You are an impotent cog when it comes to fulfilling your ideals, but you are also an incredibly destructive force.
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-14T04:36:19.060061+00:00
2. 2017-06-14 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #662
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   well at least I've got that going for me
3. 2017-06-14 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #663
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   "extremely destructive force"
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4. 2017-06-14 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #664
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   damn, I'm pretty cool
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5. 2017-06-14 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #665
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   anyone who works in IT is an enabler
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6. 2017-06-14 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #666
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   IT is the work of the devil.
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7. 2017-06-14 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #667
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo You've lied about your age before. You're at least 40.

   
   I'm not remotely close to 40 but ok.
8. 2017-06-14 at 5:43 AM UTC

   #668
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   going to need to go to the dentist again
   
   fuck I hate going to dentists
   
   the girl who drilled me last time was nice though
9. 2017-06-14 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #669
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra going to need to go to the dentist again
   
   fuck I hate going to dentists
   
   the girl who drilled me last time was nice though

   
   the setup is too obvious, has to be an attempt to get someone to say d rill
10. 2017-06-14 at 6:06 AM UTC

    #670
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [Braces for impact]
    
    Tell my cats I love them!
    
    ...
    
    DRILL
11. 2017-06-14 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #671
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Mfw I posted that
12. 2017-06-14 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #672
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra going to need to go to the dentist again
    
    fuck I hate going to dentists
    
    the girl who drilled me last time was nice though

    
    Medical tourism my friend
    
    Last time I got my teeth done, the doctor gave me an anal probe for free
13. 2017-06-14 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #673
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny "extremely destructive force"

    
    New user title
14. 2017-06-14 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #674
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 New user title

    
    How about I kill you
15. 2017-06-14 at 6:55 AM UTC

    #675
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lolno, just general innuendo
16. 2017-06-14 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #676
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.
    
    1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
    2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye
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17. 2017-06-14 at 7 AM UTC

    #677
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just started watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure for the first time (It was on my list). It's pretty cool.
    
    Dio Brando is my new role model. I'm going to aim for success in life by emulating him.
18. 2017-06-14 at 7:07 AM UTC

    #678
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.
    
    1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
    2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye

    
    Well if he layed on his back you could put the hollow stem of the umb*rella AROUND the cock.
19. 2017-06-14 at 7:31 AM UTC

    #679
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by aldra speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.
    
    1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
    2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye

    
    I think it's because many umbrellas have a hooked grip, so you can hang them on any kind of pole-like object
    
    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "umbrella"!
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20. 2017-06-14 at 7:34 AM UTC

    #680
    

    Eval/Apply Recursed
    son of a bitch, while explaining a penis joke of all things
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