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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny "Altruism is Impossible/Not Really Altruism" and other self congratulatory, semantic, at times circular, and wholly tired arguments, by Malice, available in dumpsters behind non-existent bookstores now!

    Ayn Rand was right, her arguments simply need to be refined, built on. I'm arguing that love itself is in fact the principle driving force behind the greatest evil/harm in the world, and I don't solely refer to childbirth.

    You don't actually buy Kaczynski's argument for a second, at best you're enamored with the author because he's edgy and used murder to get a screed against boogymen "leftists" published.

    I also like how I'm a terrific driving force in the world when you want to act like technology is bad but an impotent cog when it's good.

    My views have changed. You are an impotent cog when it comes to fulfilling your ideals, but you are also an incredibly destructive force.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-14T04:36:19.060061+00:00
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    well at least I've got that going for me
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    "extremely destructive force"
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    damn, I'm pretty cool
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    anyone who works in IT is an enabler
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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    IT is the work of the devil.
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  7. Originally posted by Dargo You've lied about your age before. You're at least 40.

    I'm not remotely close to 40 but ok.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    going to need to go to the dentist again

    fuck I hate going to dentists

    the girl who drilled me last time was nice though
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra going to need to go to the dentist again

    fuck I hate going to dentists

    the girl who drilled me last time was nice though

    the setup is too obvious, has to be an attempt to get someone to say d rill
  10. [Braces for impact]

    Tell my cats I love them!

    ...

    DRILL


  11. Mfw I posted that
  12. Originally posted by aldra going to need to go to the dentist again

    fuck I hate going to dentists

    the girl who drilled me last time was nice though

    Medical tourism my friend

    Last time I got my teeth done, the doctor gave me an anal probe for free
  13. Originally posted by Lanny "extremely destructive force"

    New user title
  14. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 New user title

    How about I kill you
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lolno, just general innuendo
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.

    1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
    2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye
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  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just started watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure for the first time (It was on my list). It's pretty cool.

    Dio Brando is my new role model. I'm going to aim for success in life by emulating him.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.

    1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
    2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye

    Well if he layed on his back you could put the hollow stem of the umb*rella AROUND the cock.
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.

    1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
    2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye

    I think it's because many umbrellas have a hooked grip, so you can hang them on any kind of pole-like object

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "umbrella"!
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  20. Eval/Apply Recursed
    son of a bitch, while explaining a penis joke of all things
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