2017-06-14 at 4:35 AM UTC
well at least I've got that going for me
2017-06-14 at 4:36 AM UTC
"extremely destructive force"
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2017-06-14 at 4:36 AM UTC
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2017-06-14 at 4:43 AM UTC
aldra
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anyone who works in IT is an enabler
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2017-06-14 at 4:45 AM UTC
IT is the work of the devil.
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2017-06-14 at 5:43 AM UTC
aldra
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going to need to go to the dentist again
fuck I hate going to dentists
the girl who drilled me last time was nice though
2017-06-14 at 6:06 AM UTC
[Braces for impact]
Tell my cats I love them!
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DRILL
2017-06-14 at 6:55 AM UTC
aldra
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lolno, just general innuendo
2017-06-14 at 6:58 AM UTC
aldra
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speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.
1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye
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Just started watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure for the first time (It was on my list). It's pretty cool.
Dio Brando is my new role model. I'm going to aim for success in life by emulating him.
2017-06-14 at 7:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
speaking of innuendo, in one of the latest episodes of Archer they're talking about Cyril's enormous dong and say 'you could haul it out and use it as an umbrella stand'.
1. it's been bugging me for the last few weeks, how exactly would you use a penis as an umbrella stand and
2. I hope it doesn't involve ramming things into your jap's eye
I think it's because many umbrellas have a hooked grip, so you can hang them on any kind of pole-like object
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "umbrella"!
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2017-06-14 at 7:34 AM UTC
son of a bitch, while explaining a penis joke of all things
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