2017-06-12 at 11:11 PM UTC
We need them to devolve back to diapers- the 'everywhere toilet.'
2017-06-12 at 11:41 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
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No water in bowl just porcelain, standard flush then water jets to remove the shit stain.
2017-06-13 at 1:04 AM UTC
agreed.
time to return back to the olden days and dig a hole in the back yard...cover it with a toilet seat and maybe give it a few walls and roof.
they should bring back dysentery, cholera, and maybe plague, too.
indians have the right idea. they just shit right in the street or whatever body of water happens to be closest.
china...them too. they even have sporting events relating to their shit holes where the winner receives a new cell phone and the losers die.
2017-06-13 at 1:46 AM UTC
I'm surprised they don't come standard with IPhone holders at this point.
2017-06-13 at 3:36 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
India's going to be a superpower by 2030
soon you'll be shitting on Shit Street like all the cool brown kids
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2017-06-13 at 3:38 AM UTC
Toilet that raises your shit, so you can fuck it
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2017-06-13 at 3:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
India's going to be a superpower by 2030
soon you'll be shitting on Shit Street like all the cool brown kids
Hahaha. They don't have Sesame Street, they have Shit Street!
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2017-06-13 at 3:41 AM UTC
I want the shit raising toilet. I want all the options like temporary fecal storage and reheating for optimal multiple fucking opportunities. I also want the one that compresses the fecals into a heart shaped orifice, or whatever other shapes I can program in (triangle, turtle mouth.)
2017-06-13 at 3:44 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I wonder if rich scat enthusiasts have clear piping systems that let you follow your turd around the bathroom before it finally drops through the floor
I think it was Scrot that posted a story about a German fetish club where there was a chamber underneath the bathrooms for THOSE PEOPLE to get rained on when others needed to relieve themselves
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2017-06-13 at 3:48 AM UTC
I want to be a scat EXTREMIST. GIVE ME ALL THE SCAT.
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2017-06-13 at 3:49 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by mmQ
I want to be a scat EXTREMIST. GIVE ME ALL THE SCAT.
it'd be like this except with turds:
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2017-06-13 at 3:51 AM UTC
A scat EMPIRE rivaling banks, people literally turning their shit into valid currency, opening bank accounts, changing the infrastructure of the world as we know it.
2017-06-13 at 3:53 AM UTC
HEISENTURD
I will see myself out now.
