2017-06-12 at 11:39 PM UTC
I'm pretty sure I have some type gastrointestinal tear, I keep having to take these tiny poos every half hour and they are all grainy and black like sediment or whatever.
OH WELL!
2017-06-13 at 1:21 AM UTC
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Been looking around the dark net and I've been seeing extremely cheap bulk medical shake for around a dollar a gram depending on how much you buy. starting to seriously consider getting a half pound and some bubble bags, cornering the local hash market, and buying a meth pipe so I can lay out like an old Chinese opium addict on my couch and just veg the fuck out.
you degenerates have any thoughts on the matter at hand?
2017-06-13 at 2:26 AM UTC
aldra
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ordered a bunch of knife parts a while back, apparently I ordered a faget spanner as well:
is made by Stedemon, a fairly high-end Chinese knife manufacturer
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2017-06-13 at 2:32 AM UTC
aldra
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doubt it, but I can and probably will bolt some on
2017-06-13 at 3:19 AM UTC
Oh man I had a dream last night that I had to show my faith in something (no idea what) by letting them chop my hand off.
I remember being super confounded but I needed to do it, so I voluntarily laid my wrist out on this table and the person with this massive blade not unsimilar to an industrial pizza cutter started to do it then stopped right before and told me I had passed the test.
Whew! I was so relieved. :)
2017-06-13 at 3:28 AM UTC
aldra
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and then I woke up and spent the next 20 minutes cleaning up ejaculate
it was at that point I realised I had an amputee fetish
2017-06-13 at 3:30 AM UTC
20 minutes of cleaning? Who do you think I am fuckin Mandingo??
2017-06-13 at 3:33 AM UTC
aldra
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I was actually thinking you'd have to go and get the ladder to clean it off the ceiling but I suppose a hose would do?
2017-06-13 at 3:33 AM UTC
On the subject of wet dreams: Has anyone ever woken up to one, and after the initial annoyance and discomfort, felt kind of impressed, proud, and satisfied by the amount you produced? Just looking at the front of your soaked boxers and thinking "Wow".
2017-06-13 at 3:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
I was actually thinking you'd have to go and get the ladder to clean it off the ceiling but I suppose a hose would do?
I live in an apartment. I can touch my ceiling on my tippy toes. Either way, the point is it took like 8 minutes and a little bleach.
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