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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm pretty sure I have some type gastrointestinal tear, I keep having to take these tiny poos every half hour and they are all grainy and black like sediment or whatever.

    OH WELL!
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Z-K Hey man at least you can shit.

    That's why I say hey man nice shit.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    I guess this chick offended ten's of thousands of people with facetious facebook/twitter posts but upon seeing this sexy lil crime committer IRDGAF...




  5. Originally posted by RestStop I guess this chick offended ten's of thousands of people with facetious facebook/twitter posts but upon seeing this sexy lil crime committer IRDGAF…





    7/10, would incarcerate.
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  6. Originally posted by mmQ I'm pretty sure I have some type gastrointestinal tear, I keep having to take these tiny poos every half hour and they are all grainy and black like sediment or whatever.

    OH WELL!



    lucky.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm pretty sure I have some type gastrointestinal tear, I keep having to take these tiny poos every half hour and they are all grainy and black like sediment or whatever.

    OH WELL!

    If you didn't already know, black poop actually can be a sign of internal bleeding. It's the partially digested blood that can make it black. I don't know if there's anything else that can make it distinctly black, I've never experienced it or read enough about gastroenterology to know.

    You should definitely go to a doctor/ER if this continues or you develop additional symptoms that suggest something could be seriously wrong.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice If you didn't already know, black poop actually can be a sign of internal bleeding. It's the partially digested blood that can make it black. I don't know if there's anything else that can make it distinctly black, I've never experienced it or read enough about gastroenterology to know.

    You should definitely go to a doctor/ER if this continues or you develop additional symptoms that suggest something could be seriously wrong.

    Yes I will. It doesn't do this very often, but I am aware, hence my GASTROINTESTINAL TEAR comment.
  9. Been looking around the dark net and I've been seeing extremely cheap bulk medical shake for around a dollar a gram depending on how much you buy. starting to seriously consider getting a half pound and some bubble bags, cornering the local hash market, and buying a meth pipe so I can lay out like an old Chinese opium addict on my couch and just veg the fuck out.

    you degenerates have any thoughts on the matter at hand?
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ordered a bunch of knife parts a while back, apparently I ordered a faget spanner as well:



    is made by Stedemon, a fairly high-end Chinese knife manufacturer
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra ordered a bunch of knife parts a while back, apparently I ordered a faget spanner as well:



    is made by Stedemon, a fairly high-end Chinese knife manufacturer

    Not sure how fun those things are but that's definitely one of the more aesthetic ones. I wonder if you can order one with legit sharp razor/knife blades on the ends.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    doubt it, but I can and probably will bolt some on
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra doubt it, but I can and probably will bolt some on

    You can play a variation of the knife game, except instead of getting stabbed if you screw up it will slice a finger clean off (ideal for reattachment). At least we've still got that Obamacare to abuse. Free opioids as well.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh man I had a dream last night that I had to show my faith in something (no idea what) by letting them chop my hand off.

    I remember being super confounded but I needed to do it, so I voluntarily laid my wrist out on this table and the person with this massive blade not unsimilar to an industrial pizza cutter started to do it then stopped right before and told me I had passed the test.

    Whew! I was so relieved. :)
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    and then I woke up and spent the next 20 minutes cleaning up ejaculate

    it was at that point I realised I had an amputee fetish
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    20 minutes of cleaning? Who do you think I am fuckin Mandingo??
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was actually thinking you'd have to go and get the ladder to clean it off the ceiling but I suppose a hose would do?
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    On the subject of wet dreams: Has anyone ever woken up to one, and after the initial annoyance and discomfort, felt kind of impressed, proud, and satisfied by the amount you produced? Just looking at the front of your soaked boxers and thinking "Wow".
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I was actually thinking you'd have to go and get the ladder to clean it off the ceiling but I suppose a hose would do?

    I live in an apartment. I can touch my ceiling on my tippy toes. Either way, the point is it took like 8 minutes and a little bleach.
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  20. Originally posted by Malice On the subject of wet dreams: Has anyone ever woken up to one, and after the initial annoyance and discomfort, felt kind of impressed, proud, and satisfied by the amount you produced? Just looking at the front of your soaked boxers and thinking "Wow".

    :facepal:

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