Cooking directly with mains electricity

1. 2024-03-26 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Meaning no microwaves, no heating elements, just sticking your hot dog across a live circuit.
   
   I kinda want to try this.
   
   
2. 2024-03-27 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   but it will be uneven as the part that will be getting the hotest will be a straight line between the electrods that you stick in into the meat.
   
   or the shortest route between them.
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   • ner vegas
3. 2024-03-27 at 4:27 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   did you watch ordinary sausage cook shrimp with one of these badboys or is the universe just being retarded at me
4. 2024-03-27 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   I was at a high voltage pylon at like 4am and it is scary how loud the humming and crackling is
5. 2024-03-27 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by ner vegas I was at a high voltage pylon at like 4am

   
   documenting for the feds
6. 2024-03-27 at 4:40 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai documenting for the feds

   
   
   
   
7. 2024-03-27 at 5:08 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by ner vegas

   
   ion know what all that means but when the power grid goes down the aussie feds r cumming for u
8. 2024-03-27 at 5:38 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai ion know what all that means but when the power grid goes down the aussie feds r cumming for u

   
   something the feds are currently mad about
   
   algorithms to orient a drone to a map so it can navigate independently, jamming control signals and GPS won't bother it
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   • Meikai
9. 2024-03-27 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ner vegas I was at a high voltage pylon at like 4am and it is scary how loud the humming and crackling is

   
   if you have a coil of wire and ferrite core you can get free energy from those high tension lines.
10. 2024-03-27 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina if you have a coil of wire and ferrite core you can get free energy from those high tension lines.

    
    The fuck are you gibbering on about.
    
    They're double-digits thousands volts and unjacketed and unmetered.
11. 2024-03-27 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock The fuck are you gibbering on about.
    
    They're double-digits thousands volts and unjacketed and unmetered.

    
    they give off electromagnetic radiations which can be harnessed with a large coil of wire wound around a ferrite core.
    
    not alot but free energy nevertheless.
12. 2024-03-29 at 8:31 PM UTC

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    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    i heard in jail they cook noodles by sticking one end of a paperclip into the wall socket and the other into a tuna can filled with water
13. 2024-03-29 at 10:30 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina they give off electromagnetic radiations which can be harnessed with a large coil of wire wound around a ferrite core.
    
    not alot but free energy nevertheless.

    
    wrong
    
    again
    
    as always
14. 2024-03-30 at 1:04 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock wrong
    
    again
    
    as always

    
    ^ not an electrical enginigger.
15. 2024-03-30 at 1:05 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ^ not an electrical enginigger.

    
    ^ definitely a rectal cocknigger
16. 2024-03-30 at 1:13 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock ^ definitely a rectal cocknigger

    
    so sad that you dont realize electromagnetic waves hitting coils of wire around ferrite core produces elextricity.
    
    i guess you never build your own radio as a kids while waiting for negroes to ransack your young and tended anus.
17. 2024-03-30 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina so sad that you dont realize electromagnetic waves hitting coils of wire around ferrite core produces elextricity.
    
    i guess you never build your own radio as a kids while waiting for negroes to ransack your young and tended anus.

    
    Stick a magnet up your asshole and I'll wrap my cock in copper wire.
    
    Let's make sparks
18. 2024-03-30 at 1:33 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock Stick a magnet up your asshole and I'll wrap my cock in copper wire.
    
    Let's make sparks

    
    slow down tiger.
    
    buy me dinner.
19. 2024-03-30 at 7:02 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina slow down tiger.
    
    buy me dinner.

    
    I'll give you a rupee and you can panhandle for the rest
20. 2024-03-30 at 7:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET i heard in jail they cook noodles by sticking one end of a paperclip into the wall socket and the other into a tuna can filled with water

    
    I saw someone try to cook a hot dog by putting one end of jumper cables on the hot dogs and the other end on the inside of a toaster