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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Bradley Can I come live with you and tend the fire and make sure you clothes are washed and w/e his other duties were?

    I'll have to pass. I'm enjoying the lone wolf life. no dog no cat no human, just me and my mess.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i got to meet joe biden.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    how much did they pay you?
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT failed at finding a place to get my truck appraised ,, I got a lead for tomorrow so now i'm home smokin killer fuckin weed and havin a coffee while enjoying a slice of cheesecake

    if they dont take KBB as a reference youll want to find out who are where they will accept as a valid reference or youre just wasting time...
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT how much did they pay you?

    two sniffs and a crotch grope
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT I'll have to pass. I'm enjoying the lone wolf life. no dog no cat no human, just me and my mess.

    and your pet rat hoard
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT they were here before me

    they probably ate the last resident of that trailer.
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT it wasnt a slight at him it was a progress report,, aint no real progress just more of the same shit

    Same shit, different pair of pants.
  9. Originally posted by POLECAT He just called and said he may be getting placed in a home next week, he sounded excited about it and wanted to let me know he was gonna need a tv with roku and a lap top as soon as he gets moved in, he pooped his pants last night. but he loves the attention he gets from all the assistance they give him so everything is a good time for him.

    so, he was the taker ?
  10. Originally posted by infinityshock they probably ate the last resident of that trailer.

    And now they've grown rather fond of human flesh...
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And now they've grown rather fond of human flesh…

    white meat...
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chilln at my boyfriends house while he makes me dinner ❤️
  13. bet her insurance pays out well for obesity related complicashuns
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Did I hear a lonely stalker ?
  15. no, thats just your boyfriend making animal feed in the background
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    happy birthday to my roommate

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina I’m so tide of watching that sexy man make you steak ..

    Get used to it
  18. Originally posted by CandyRein Get used to it

    your obesity ?

    ok ah guess;
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina I’m obsessed with you..pay attention to me

    Eww
  20. Originally posted by CandyRein Eww

    stop looking at the mirror
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