THERE ARE DANGERS UNBEKNOWNST TO US...

1. 2024-03-15 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   2MORO U CUD GET HIT BY A BUS.
2. 2024-03-15 at 12:54 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   dont get in the way of the bus
3. 2024-03-15 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock dont get in the way of the bus

   
   dont sleep on the tracks of a train
4. 2024-03-15 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   Ze do Caixao Yung Blood
   dont sleep on the track of a bus either
5. 2024-03-15 at 3:54 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
   if it has eh track then its not a bus
6. 2024-03-15 at 3:58 AM UTC

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   Ze do Caixao Yung Blood
   You cant fool me. I've seen a trolley.
7. 2024-03-15 at 3:59 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
   a trolley with dick
8. 2024-03-15 at 4:04 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by WellHung 2MORO U CUD GET HIT BY A BUS.

   
   You probably won't, since you don't work or leave the house.
9. 2024-03-15 at 11:06 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice You probably won't, since you don't work or leave the house.

   
   I left ur mom's house last night.
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10. 2024-03-15 at 11:29 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina dont sleep on the tracks of a train

    
    You kneel in the middle of the tracks of a train hoping to finally get something in your cavernous asshole large enough to satiate your cravings
11. 2024-03-15 at 11:52 AM UTC

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    Instigator Space Nigga
    I bus all over yo face, bitch.
12. 2024-03-15 at 12:12 PM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WellHung I left ur mom's house last night.

    
    You didn't do a good job, she's still nagging and bitching. She said mine is bigger.
13. 2024-03-16 at 12:08 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock You kneel in the middle of the tracks of a train hoping to finally get something in your cavernous asshole large enough to satiate your cravings

    
    how do you get aircraft carrier into yours
14. 2024-03-16 at 6:56 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how do you get aircraft carrier into yours

    
    assume the lithotomy position and ill give you a lesson
15. 2024-03-16 at 8:02 PM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    Don't sleep on the runway if you don't wanna get planed.
16. 2024-03-16 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Don't sleep on the runway if you don't wanna get planed.

    
    Don't bend over on the tracks if you don't want to have a train run on you.
17. 2024-03-16 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Never piss into the wind.
18. 2024-03-17 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never piss into the wind.

    
    or under a helicopter rotor
19. 2024-03-17 at 1:31 AM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    Never eat with a jedi or cockroach
20. 2024-03-17 at 2:18 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Never eat with a jedi or cockroach

    
    I always thought the Jedis were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy.