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  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    2MORO U CUD GET HIT BY A BUS.
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    dont get in the way of the bus
  3. #3
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont get in the way of the bus

    dont sleep on the tracks of a train
  4. #4
    Ze do Caixao Yung Blood
    dont sleep on the track of a bus either
  5. #5
    if it has eh track then its not a bus
  6. #6
    Ze do Caixao Yung Blood
    You cant fool me. I've seen a trolley.
  7. #7
    a trolley with dick
  8. #8
    Originally posted by WellHung 2MORO U CUD GET HIT BY A BUS.

    You probably won't, since you don't work or leave the house.
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice You probably won't, since you don't work or leave the house.

    I left ur mom's house last night.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina dont sleep on the tracks of a train

    You kneel in the middle of the tracks of a train hoping to finally get something in your cavernous asshole large enough to satiate your cravings
  11. #11
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I bus all over yo face, bitch.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by WellHung I left ur mom's house last night.

    You didn't do a good job, she's still nagging and bitching. She said mine is bigger.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by infinityshock You kneel in the middle of the tracks of a train hoping to finally get something in your cavernous asshole large enough to satiate your cravings

    how do you get aircraft carrier into yours
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how do you get aircraft carrier into yours

    assume the lithotomy position and ill give you a lesson
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Don't sleep on the runway if you don't wanna get planed.
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Don't sleep on the runway if you don't wanna get planed.

    Don't bend over on the tracks if you don't want to have a train run on you.
  17. #17
    Never piss into the wind.
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never piss into the wind.

    or under a helicopter rotor
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Never eat with a jedi or cockroach
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Bradley Never eat with a jedi or cockroach

    I always thought the Jedis were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy.
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