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Boeing Whistleblower Commits Suicide while Giving Testimoney.

  1. #21
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE

    i flew this plane, they said its a boeing, i rocked that bitch, and it kept on hoeing


    i once flew a plane for general motors, she was so fine with her big fat rotors
  2. #22
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'd have to be crazy to fly by any airline today. The vast majority of the planes are well over 20 years old, having been flown 24/7 the entire time, old buckets of bolts barely held together. The newer ones are plagued with computer software fuckups and bugs. You're literally flying in a death trap.

    Driving a car on a daily commute is still more dangerous and likely to kill you
  3. #23
    When the 737 Max MCAS system was causing the planes to nosedive straight into the ground an Ethiopan flight and an Indonesian flight crashed, with everyone killed.

    A bunch of American flights were also affected, but with those the pilots just turned the system off and kept going.
  4. #24
    Last time I blew someone's whistle on an airplane they kicked me out of the bathroom and banned me
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina oh jea ?

    what does a vertical stabilizee do.

    You sit on it until it tickles your tonsils and it stabilizes you vertically
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Last time I blew someone's whistle on an airplane they kicked me out of the bathroom and banned me

    You should have done a better job
  7. #27
    Originally posted by infinityshock You should have done a better job

    There was turbulence and i kept biting down by accident
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice There was turbulence and i kept biting down by accident

    If you didn't have teeth that wouldn't have happened
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Donald Trump When the 737 Max MCAS system was causing the planes to nosedive straight into the ground an Ethiopan flight and an Indonesian flight crashed, with everyone killed.

    A bunch of American flights were also affected, but with those the pilots just turned the system off and kept going.

    they had different information package for "american" and non-"american" pilots and airlines.

    anyway "american" air travel industries are more developed than developing nations' so it goes without saying that "american" pilots are better trained and informed than those from other countries.
  10. #30
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "The pilots are dead! They got jabbed and had heart attacks! Can anyone onboard fly an airliner!?"
    *silence*

    Id give it a shot lmao
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #31
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Id give it a shot lmao

    Can't be much different than GTA
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice There was turbulence and i kept biting down by accident

    This reminds me of my favorite song



    Bite down, bite down, do a line, pop a bean, bite down
  13. #33
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Can't be much different than GTA

    With air traffic control you would basically just be playing a tutorial mission of a video game


  14. #34
    I've run plane duty on the prison heist enough times to pull it off
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    Remember the guy who stole a plane and flew it in a bunch of circles before crash landing it intentionally because he wanted to kill himself?

    That's the gang shit I like.
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    not landing in area 51, what a pussy
  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    he didn't know how to fly a plane, he just stole it, flew it around for like 5 minutes then smashed it into the ground at full speed
  18. #38
    Ghost Black Hole
    sounds like he wasn't following the 4 R's and the yellow checklist
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina they had different information package for "american" and non-"american" pilots and airlines.

    anyway "american" air travel industries are more developed than developing nations' so it goes without saying that "american" pilots are better trained and informed than those from other countries.

    You had to pull a fuse out of the control panel to circumvent the automatic control, but the idiots didn't bother to put that information into the manual. I'd of had every clown involved prosecuted for mass murder.
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina they had different information package for "american" and non-"american" pilots and airlines.

    anyway "american" air travel industries are more developed than developing nations' so it goes without saying that "american" pilots are better trained and informed than those from other countries.

    And the training for American pilots is exponentially more advanced that for the dumb darkness.

    In 2018 I was in the tower listening to a bunch of turkey pilots gibbering on the radio. If someone posted their idiocy online it be a bowl of laughter
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