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  1. #21
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai How much is he paying me to kill Apple-backed guerrillas and ensure Android supremacy? At the end of the day, that's literally all that matters.

    the fact that you see yourself as a corporate soldier ONLY SOLIDIFIES MY POINT
  2. #22
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ner vegas the fact that you see yourself as a corporate soldier ONLY SOLIDIFIES MY POINT

    I don't see myself as a corporate soldier, I was speaking from like... the perspective of one.

    I see myself as the super cool edge running solo, obviously. This is my utopian cyberpunk dystopia fanfic, I'm not gonna be a corpo rat. I'm gonna get killed by the McDeathSquads.

  3. #23
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Wariat is more of a Aluminum Foil Age Pervert
  4. #24
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    "UN Peacekeepers are mercenaries, they're just bad at everything except gold smuggling and child trafficking. Why not hire someone better"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    I saw a movie once where all the soldiers were mindless AMERICANS that lived off stimulant ENERGY BARS and would just shout like grunts, chew on their bars and then get dropped into god knows where to commit acts of atrocity on the local population or enemies or whatever, they GOT SHIT DONE and chewed their bars and left wrappers all over the place

    I can't find any clips of it on youtube though it was a pretty obscure film but I thought that vision of future is cool
  6. #26
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i need to know what movie this is but scronn doesn't know shit about it aghhhh
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    anyone that thinks mercenaries are a good idea:

    rome, 1527
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai i need to know what movie this is but scronn doesn't know shit about it aghhhh

    might have been one of the "Universal Soldier" films, or some really obscure old B tier shit

    nobody remembers it on the internet lol I can't find shit about it. I found a clip once and found info on a dead wiki before. I think it was about the drug they take making them super soldiers

    it's not any of these
  9. #29
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by infinityshock anyone that thinks mercenaries are a good idea:

    rome, 1527

    i agree mercenaries are bad, at least. like i said, they're a stopgap measure for a world too cowardly for corporate standing armies. combining this with corporate extraterritoriality will manifest as a quasi "corporate statehood", the best and most utopian/dystopian cyberpunk form of governance. democracies are decadent and weak, destined to fail. autocracies and monarchies are prone to failure when retards come to power (see also: rome). corporations, though, are driven by capital to achieve.

    i will give my life for the zaibatsu. 🫡
  10. #30
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock anyone that thinks mercenaries are a good idea:

    rome, 1527

    or Russia, 2023.
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