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No Shame In. A Table For One

  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    So, let's say you want to get some where to clear your head, and you are hungry. Obviously you would go to a restaurant. Perhaps your own home, the two are not so different. You are sitting somewhere and eating food. That is the purpose of a kitchen and dining room. Perhaps, if you fancy it, eating in someone else's house and paying for it would be worth it sometimes: millions of Americans do it many times a year when they eat fast food. What is the shame in a table for one?
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    Bradley Black Hole
    It's just sad to see someone going to a restaurant and not having anyone to eat with. Eating is consistently seen as a communal activity especially going out to eat in the West. Like if a man goes to the bar to drink and is alone, he will generally find others to talk to while drinking. But when someone just munches some fast food or an orange there isn't a reason to do it with people

    but when you see 1 lonely nigga eating a meal by himself it's just kinda sad, I'd get a dinner with you.
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Blunt Wrap Supreme For me, its a table of two with my new body pillow

    wow your pillow is a lot more attractive than mine
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley It's just sad to see someone going to a restaurant and not having anyone to eat with. Eating is consistently seen as a communal activity especially going out to eat in the West. Like if a man goes to the bar to drink and is alone, he will generally find others to talk to while drinking. But when someone just munches some fast food or an orange there isn't a reason to do it with people

    but when you see 1 lonely nigga eating a meal by himself it's just kinda sad, I'd get a dinner with you.

    thats idiotic

    i go to get food by myself all the time for assorted reasons. the last time was when i felt the urge for brisket at the same time i had to read through a long-ass contract and someone at the same table would have been a distraction.

    if i wanted companionship id bring a chick. if i want to eat in quiet...i dont.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats idiotic

    i go to get food by myself all the time for assorted reasons. the last time was when i felt the urge for brisket at the same time i had to read through a long-ass contract and someone at the same table would have been a distraction.

    if i wanted companionship id bring a chick. if i want to eat in quiet…i dont.

    reminds me of that time i got a urge for brisket and had to read through a long ass contract at the same time without distraction
  7. #7
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I like staring at all the couples and families whilst I cry into my boneless bucket for one.
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley It's just sad to see someone going to a restaurant and not having anyone to eat with. Eating is consistently seen as a communal activity especially going out to eat in the West. Like if a man goes to the bar to drink and is alone, he will generally find others to talk to while drinking. But when someone just munches some fast food or an orange there isn't a reason to do it with people

    but when you see 1 lonely nigga eating a meal by himself it's just kinda sad, I'd get a dinner with you.

    Lots of people legitimately enjoy drinking or eating alone because they're often doing it to get away from certain people or places, it's their own private escape. You're just obnoxious and used to communal eating from spending most of your time incarcerated.
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    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats idiotic

    i go to get food by myself all the time for assorted reasons. the last time was when i felt the urge for brisket at the same time i had to read through a long-ass contract and someone at the same table would have been a distraction.

    if i wanted companionship id bring a chick. if i want to eat in quiet…i dont.

    whoa, what are you ?

    a child ?

    "ah want a brisket and ah want it now"
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to always visit my friend across town on the weekends and I would ride the public transit in downtown Calgary Alberta and I would have $20 to last the weekend so I spent my friday evening at a random bus or train station looking for fast food and I would sit there with my $5 bowl of wendys chili watching the rain and pretty girls out the window in a time before smart phones or cell phones were a thing

    I maybe had an Mp3 player with some rock and roll or a radio player. Life and times were simpler back then man, I didn't even smoke weed and I just wanted to play halo 3 with my buddy on the weekend.

    There is no shame in a table for one in those times. Nowadays it's always I gotta hash tag sit at my table alone and write and instagram story about it and take a selfie of me sitting alone and make a youtube short about #FEELS and being forever alone and that feel when no gf when sitting at a table eating wendys chili and sitting at a table alone has gotta trend on X formally known as twitter and sitting at tables alone becomes a cultural trend left over from the days of COVID

    I also like to go to bars alone and order drinks, drink them and leave without talking to anyone mostly because i'm an alcoholic and trying to drink at that point in time.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina whoa, what are you ?

    a child ?

    "ah want a brisket and ah want it now"

    I'm starting to get the cravings for hearing a whiny bitch crying and begging to stop ruining his asshole.

    Cmere little fella...
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    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'm starting to get the cravings for hearing a whiny bitch crying and begging to stop ruining his asshole.

    Cmere little fella…

    have you finished reading your contract ?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina have you finished reading your contract ?

    Have you finished playing hard to get
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs What is the shame in a table for one?


    Originally posted by Ghost There is no shame in a table for one

    Actually, studies have shown that there is a 100% shame in a table for one.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    oh yeah, got a source for that?
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    Originally posted by Ghost oh yeah, got a source for that?

    the files were burned by the LEIU in preparation for a psyop that is so successful i even catch the tin foil fashionistas falling for it on this very forum. but ill post about that another day.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'll believe you this time
  18. #18
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Have you finished playing hard to get

    am i too hard for you
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    Originally posted by Ghost I'll believe you this time

    damn i should have saved it for my upcoming psyop thread, ill need all the belief i can scare up
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina am i too hard for you

    You're soft an juicy
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