Corrupt a Wish

1. 2017-06-09 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but it's in 1945 on hitlers last day on earth and you're locked in with him and eva
   
   I wish I had the voice and bass skills of Geddy Lee era 1979

   
   I'm gonna cuck hitler also free dog afterwards
   
   

   Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you continue to be an insufferable cunt.
   
   
   I wish I could escape from prison and live freely for the rest of my life.

   
   Granted but you're freed from everything, thought, breathing, corporeal form and existence.
   
   I wish I always had just enough money to buy anything I want without ruining the economy
2. 2017-06-09 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #122
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Number13 I'm gonna cuck hitler also free dog afterwards
   
   
   
   Granted but you're freed from everything, thought, breathing, corporeal form and existence.
   
   I wish I always had just enough money to buy anything I want without ruining the economy

   
   granted, but that is impossible as long as value is involved so you now have super shoplifting powers. you can now steal anything you like and like magic you never get caught. but the guilt builds and builds inside you. you take more and more durgs to relieve the guilt until you OD in a hotel room with a transexual hooker. your bodies are photographed by the police and somehow get 'leaked' to the tabloid press where it is reported on the same page as a report that instances of theft have fallen by 740% this month. literally everyone makes the connection and you go down in history as the 'shemale fucking shoplifter'. this becomes your legacy on earth, its even put on your gravestone.
   
   i wish other people would just stop having such shit tastes in music.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Dargo This is literally the simplest game ever. Stop ruining it dimwits.

   
   it gets boring quickly tho. especially when certain people don't even try and use some imagination in it.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-09 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #123
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by NARCassist i wish other people would just stop having such shit tastes in music.

   
   Granted but because other people will always have shit taste you instead end up liking every piece of music, fuck man every piece of sound near enough gives you a woody.
   
   I wish to take back my previous wish lol
   
   Nah I wish I could write a book that everyone would read and enjoy.
4. 2017-06-09 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #124
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 Granted but because other people will always have shit taste you instead end up liking every piece of music, fuck man every piece of sound near enough gives you a woody.
   
   I wish to take back my previous wish lol
   
   Nah I wish I could write a book that everyone would read and enjoy.

   
   Granted but you make no money from it
   
   I wish we executed people for driving slow in the fast lane
5. 2017-06-09 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #125
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but you make no money from it
   
   I wish we executed people for driving slow in the fast lane

   
   granted, but you just hit traffic on the interstate, so you are now effectively 'driving slowly' yourself.
   
   i wish kolokol gets a nice quick execution so he doesn't have to suffer too much for his heinous crime.
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-06-09 at 12:51 PM UTC

   #126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist granted, but you just hit traffic on the interstate, so you are now effectively 'driving slowly' yourself.
   
   i wish kolokol gets a nice quick execution so he doesn't have to suffer too much for his heinous crime.
   
   
   
   
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   I would just stay in the slow lane though
7. 2017-06-09 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #127
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I would just stay in the slow lane though

   
   thats even more jammed up because everyone is trying to get off at the intersection but there has been an accident. the slow lane is literally at a stand still, will be for hours. at least in the fast lane you can average 5 mph.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-09 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #128
   

   Memeing_Electron Houston

   Originally posted by NARCassist i wish kolokol gets a nice quick execution so he doesn't have to suffer too much for his heinous crime.

   
   kolokol gets executed but an AI reads all of kolokol's posts and continues to post daily on kolokol's behalf
   
   i wish i was a meme
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-06-09 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #129
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Memeing_Electron kolokol gets executed but an AI reads all of kolokol's posts and continues to post daily on kolokol's behalf
   
   i wish i was a meme

   
   You become a shitty meme like Millhouse
   
   I wish Risr would come into this thread and tell me to stop posting.
10. 2017-06-09 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #130
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Memeing_Electron kolokol gets executed but an AI reads all of kolokol's posts and continues to post daily on kolokol's behalf
    
    i wish i was a meme

    
    you can't be me man, nobody gets to be me but me.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-11 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    the game lost its edge.. where is the most valid exit point so we can continue on
12. 2017-06-11 at 11:34 AM UTC

    #132
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my ass
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-11 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist my ass
    
    
    
    
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    In your ass :/
14. 2017-06-11 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #134
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    which fred is this? is it the pixel pic game fred or the wish game fred? I wish I knew.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-11 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm lost. what is this topic about again?
16. 2017-06-11 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #136
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I...WISH...I...KNEW
    
    fucking tard
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-11 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No one has been playing it for an entire fucking page
    
    
    I wish I was wealthy and lived in Switzerland with a beautiful devoted wife
18. 2017-06-12 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #138
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 No one has been playing it for an entire fucking page
    
    
    I wish I was wealthy and lived in Switzerland with a beautiful devoted wife

    
    Granted, but she talks a lot and her vagina is stitched shut.
    
    I wish I didn't get hangovers.
19. 2017-06-12 at 7:41 AM UTC

    #139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but she talks a lot and her vagina is stitched shut.
    
    I wish I didn't get hangovers.

    
    Granted but you get alcohol flush reaction
    
    I wish drug tolerance didn't exist
20. 2017-06-12 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #140
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I made a wish^^^ you numbnuts
    
    
    
    
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