Corrupt a Wish

1. 2017-06-08 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 Granted but it's literal breeding, you have to watch the red bull cans fuck and then the red bull stomach grow and then the can baby needs to grow up, other than that free red bull, might get bad after a few rounds of red bull incest though.
   
   I wish I had an underground bunker

   
   Granted but it's in 1945 on hitlers last day on earth and you're locked in with him and eva
   
   I wish I had the voice and bass skills of Geddy Lee era 1979
2. 2017-06-08 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #102
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Number13 Granted but they become entirely unprofitable and everyone stops growing/refining them, even seeds end up disappearing from the net.

   
   but as everyone stops growing/refining, then the demand would outweigh supply and the value would soar again, encouraging everyone to start production again. its basic supply/demand shit, its how business and value works.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-08 at 10:38 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist but as everyone stops growing/refining, then the demand would outweigh supply and the value would soar again, encouraging everyone to start production again. its basic supply/demand shit, its how business and value works.

   
   This is just a game. Don't ruin it with your autism.
   
   

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but it's in 1945 on hitlers last day on earth and you're locked in with him and eva
   
   I wish I had the voice and bass skills of Geddy Lee era 1979

   
   Granted but you now have to look like him in 2017.
   
   
   I wish I owned a ranch.
4. 2017-06-08 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #104
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Dargo This is just a game. Don't ruin it with your autism.
   
   
   
   Granted but you now have to look like him in 2017.
   
   
   I wish I owned a ranch.

   
   granted
   
   
   
   I wish for my AIDS to be cured.
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-08 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Granted but it's replaced with GRIDS.
   
   
   I wish I could predict the future.
6. 2017-06-08 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #106
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Dargo Granted but it's replaced with GRIDS.
   
   
   I wish I could predict the future.

   
   Granted but you already know what the corruption is now so I don't need to tell you that you can't use any of your predictive abilities for your benefit.
   
   I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
7. 2017-06-08 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #107
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Dargo Granted but it's replaced with GRIDS.
   
   
   I wish I could predict the future.

   
   granted but all possibilities involve bars, because you get 20 to life for the rape and molestation of the kid your adopting.
   
   I wish I could save dargo's adopted kid from the abuse he is unknowingly heading towards.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-08 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist granted but all possibilities involve bars, because you get 20 to life for the rape and molestation of the kid your adopting.
   
   I wish I could save dargo's adopted kid from the abuse he is unknowingly heading towards.

   
   Granted. I kill him day one.
   
   
   I wish I knew how to make bagels.
9. 2017-06-08 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #109
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   reported to social services who have you arrested for threats to kill. while in prison you work in the kitchens where they get you making the bagels everyday for 1500 murderers, rapists and niggers.
   
   I wish I wasn't running out of ideas to wish for.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-08 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist reported to social services who have you arrested for threats to kill. while in prison you work in the kitchens where they get you making the bagels everyday for 1500 murderers, rapists and niggers.
    
    I wish I wasn't running out of ideas to wish for.

    
    Granted but you continue to be an insufferable cunt.
    
    
    I wish I could escape from prison and live freely for the rest of my life.
11. 2017-06-08 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #111
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    UUUUUUH. MY LAST WISH WENT COMPLETELY UNGRANTED. DISQUALIFICATIONS FOR BOTH OF YOU!
12. 2017-06-08 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #112
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well that's what you get for posting while I'm typing up my reply. that was a pretty damn silly thing to do MQ
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-08 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #113
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by NARCassist well that's what you get for posting while I'm typing up my reply. that was a pretty damn silly thing to do MQ
    
    
    
    
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    You should have IMMEDIATELY edited your post after seeing that I had already addressed Dargo's previous wish, as per section 4 subsection II-b of the official Corrupt a Wish™ rulebook.
    
    90-day suspension with periodic drug testing for you.
    
    Thank you :)
14. 2017-06-08 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #114
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ You should have IMMEDIATELY edited your post after seeing that I had already addressed Dargo's previous wish, as per section 4 subsection II-b of the official Corrupt a Wish™ rulebook.
    
    90-day suspension with periodic drug testing for you.
    
    Thank you :)

    
    its called order of operations.
    
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    meme poast > mmQ poast
    
    so obviously my post automatically supersedes your post. you should edit yours pal.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-08 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #115
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wow. That warrants a several year suspension and potential grounds for a lifetime ban from this game. We'll be contacting your agent in the near future. Please turn in your equipment.
16. 2017-06-08 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #116
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Wow. That warrants a several year suspension and potential grounds for a lifetime ban from this game. We'll be contacting your agent in the near future. Please turn in your equipment.

    
    you're not the boss of me
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-08 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #117
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by NARCassist you're not the boss of me
    
    
    
    
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    Please get off the playing board sir.
18. 2017-06-08 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #118
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ohhhhhh, ok
    
    
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-09 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is literally the simplest game ever. Stop ruining it dimwits.
20. 2017-06-09 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #120
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Dargo This is literally the simplest game ever. Stop ruining it dimwits.

    
    1 hour penalty for being too uppity. Commences immediately.