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  1. #21
    Drugs, killing police officers, skinning women alive, shoving rods down your urethra, putting a Sharpie up your ass, etc
  2. #22
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    its so good when the girl or woman is hot doing this like in porno or real life.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Instigator

    I had these as a kid except my dad made the flap on his own with scissors.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Now I can poop without getting my butt cold.

    or have your poops pushed in
  5. #25
    Having your ass be cold is refreshing, like splashing the toilet water on your dirty butthole to make it easier to wipe
  6. #26
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Now I can poop without getting my butt cold.

    It's designed for homos and to accommodate public access
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?

    Because you're a whore
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Warcry its so good when the girl or woman is hot doing this like in porno or real life.

    I like a girl who can stand up and spread her pussy and shoot piss across an entire room
  10. #30
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Warcry i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?

    Wonder yourself into traffic.
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  11. #31
    Originally posted by Warcry i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?

    The females in real life aren't getting paid money to taste your salad.
  12. #32
    I could eat a butthole for $1,000 cash, you just brush your teeth and gargle with alcohol mouthwash afterwards
  13. #33
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    would it depend how clean or smelly the butthole was or youd still do it for 1k?
  14. #34
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    lots of females in real life wont do shit for moeny either they think its beneath them to prostitute themsleves,
  15. #35
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    or sometimes hookers wont do shit like that 16 yr old who only gave me one lick.
  16. #36
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    thats why those dude sin porno ar elucky to be in porno.
  17. #37
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    I wanna get rimmed and my dick moved hard simultaneously where I can feel my entire body and I look at a teen girl face that could be my daughter while she does it talking shit to her getting all hi-fi saying you nasty bitch you perverted little
    Duck aren’t ya and have her continue it while I degrade her.
  18. #38
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry lots of females in real life wont do shit for moeny either they think its beneath them to prostitute themsleves,

    youre a bitch hypocrite. i offer you money to suck my cock but you keep refusing
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry I wanna get rimmed and my dick moved hard simultaneously where I can feel my entire body and I look at a teen girl face that could be my daughter while she does it talking shit to her getting all hi-fi saying you nasty bitch you perverted little
    Duck aren’t ya and have her continue it while I degrade her.

    youd enjoy getting sodomized with a baseball bat more
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