name me one thing in life

1. 2024-03-07 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Drugs, killing police officers, skinning women alive, shoving rods down your urethra, putting a Sharpie up your ass, etc
2. 2024-03-07 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #22
   Warcry African Astronaut
   its so good when the girl or woman is hot doing this like in porno or real life.
3. 2024-03-07 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Instigator

   
   I had these as a kid except my dad made the flap on his own with scissors.
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4. 2024-03-07 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #24
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Now I can poop without getting my butt cold.

   
   or have your poops pushed in
5. 2024-03-07 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Having your ass be cold is refreshing, like splashing the toilet water on your dirty butthole to make it easier to wipe
6. 2024-03-07 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #26
   Warcry African Astronaut
   i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?
7. 2024-03-07 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Now I can poop without getting my butt cold.

   
   It's designed for homos and to accommodate public access
8. 2024-03-07 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Warcry i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?

   
   Because you're a whore
9. 2024-03-07 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Warcry its so good when the girl or woman is hot doing this like in porno or real life.

   
   I like a girl who can stand up and spread her pussy and shoot piss across an entire room
10. 2024-03-07 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Instigator Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Warcry i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?

    
    Wonder yourself into traffic.
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11. 2024-03-07 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Warcry i wonder why do you think so many girls in porn are willing to rim even the younga ctresses like hanna hays did rimjob scenes but in real life its hard to find such femnales?

    
    The females in real life aren't getting paid money to taste your salad.
12. 2024-03-07 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I could eat a butthole for $1,000 cash, you just brush your teeth and gargle with alcohol mouthwash afterwards
13. 2024-03-07 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #33
    Warcry African Astronaut
    would it depend how clean or smelly the butthole was or youd still do it for 1k?
14. 2024-03-07 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #34
    Warcry African Astronaut
    lots of females in real life wont do shit for moeny either they think its beneath them to prostitute themsleves,
15. 2024-03-07 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #35
    Warcry African Astronaut
    or sometimes hookers wont do shit like that 16 yr old who only gave me one lick.
16. 2024-03-07 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #36
    Warcry African Astronaut
    thats why those dude sin porno ar elucky to be in porno.
17. 2024-03-07 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #37
    Warcry African Astronaut
    I wanna get rimmed and my dick moved hard simultaneously where I can feel my entire body and I look at a teen girl face that could be my daughter while she does it talking shit to her getting all hi-fi saying you nasty bitch you perverted little
    Duck aren’t ya and have her continue it while I degrade her.
18. 2024-03-07 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Instigator Space Nigga
19. 2024-03-08 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Warcry lots of females in real life wont do shit for moeny either they think its beneath them to prostitute themsleves,

    
    youre a bitch hypocrite. i offer you money to suck my cock but you keep refusing
20. 2024-03-08 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Warcry I wanna get rimmed and my dick moved hard simultaneously where I can feel my entire body and I look at a teen girl face that could be my daughter while she does it talking shit to her getting all hi-fi saying you nasty bitch you perverted little
    Duck aren’t ya and have her continue it while I degrade her.

    
    youd enjoy getting sodomized with a baseball bat more