2024-03-06 at 3:04 AM UTC
Folks I applied for Benefits when I got out of jail two weeks ago and because that was last month, when my card came I got 330$ on it for two months of benefits.
Folks this is great :) I can almost afford to eat healthy now.
2024-03-06 at 3:08 AM UTC
Was it you? Anyway, glad to hear that. So that means you get $165 per month for food?
2024-03-06 at 3:09 AM UTC
Is it true that junk food is cheaper than healthy food over there?
2024-03-06 at 7:15 AM UTC
can you mail me something please
2024-03-06 at 3:58 PM UTC
I need a big ole sack of flour, some organic cherry juice, a bag of salt , a few cans of corned beef and about 400 boxes of sudafed
2024-03-06 at 4:12 PM UTC
YAY MAH NIGGA GOT FOOD STAMPS
Said no one ever
2024-03-06 at 4:15 PM UTC
I remember when I last talked to Semisazas he was begging for food because he was struggling and I was like "Yeah I have ea heart bro." and I asked what supermarket he wanted it from, I figured I would get that nigga a jumbo pack of hot dogs, some bread, peanut butter, ramen noodles.
First he says no he needs money lol and I was like yeah my nigga I do drugs too lol
He's like "I can put a list together on the app and send it to you BradleyB and you can just put your payment details and I can go pick it up."
and I could already see where this was going and I was like "Yeah sure get whatever you need."
Smoked salmon
Shrimp my nigga
cocktail sauce
lemons
chicken tenders
100% white meat chicken tenders
Perrier Water in glass bottles
hahaha
this dumb fucker put together like a 50$ list of gourmet food and showed it to me LOL and I just start giggling i'm like semi that's not gonna last you very long, get more I got tons of food stamps bro, he was like "r u serious bro thank you so much!" and I showed Tortilla the list and he started laughing too
So the final list he puts together is like 165$ back when 165$ was like a whole cart of food and it's all the best of the best shit you could imagine.
So I go in the app and tell him if I put in my payment info, i'm not giving him back the log in info and changing the password, he said ok bro no problem, so I go in there and decide to remove everything from the list and get him 1 shrimp ramen noodle ($0.28$).
LOL and it said it would be available in 30 minutes and he's thanking me so much, telling me how good of a friend I am, saying he will pay me back/help me if I ever need it later.
He comes back in Tiny chat like 45 minutes later telling met he supermarket he walked a mile to made a mistake and he only got 1 noodle and they don't have a record of anything else haha and I told him they charged my card but tortilla started laughing and semi knew at that moment he was retarded.
2024-03-06 at 4:17 PM UTC
How tf was that niggta living like that. I lived off of a 2-3$ a day when I was homeless, food and water are easy to come by around cities. Even on days where I didn't steal food, I'd still only spend 4-5, maybe 6$ max. The dollar menu at taco bell might've saved my life a couple of times.
2024-03-06 at 4:20 PM UTC
once I saw shrimp and cocktail sauce and the water in glass bottles I knew it was time to start fuckin with a retard
2024-03-06 at 4:22 PM UTC
did you trade your ass for food ?
2024-03-06 at 4:35 PM UTC
im gonna buy some ground beef and peppers from the asian grocery today maybe
2024-03-06 at 8:20 PM UTC
food stamps are for niggers and non-white single mothers
2024-03-06 at 8:24 PM UTC
Shut the fuck up Infinityshock.
Black chicks have the best booties.
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2024-03-06 at 8:59 PM UTC
I still think about Semisazas asking me for gourmet food every now and then and chuckle the nigga is begging his online community of friends to buy him something
then him thinking i'mma get him 165$ in shrimp and sparkling water and 100% white meat chicken tenders and olives and shit
then him getting a ride there and it's 1 ramen noodle and him thinking there was some mistake LOL
