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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT no, I'm still faking it till I make it… but the money is good and the boss is one cool dude

    I also don't know how to ride a snowmobile, I just keep stayin alive

    don't worry, scrote. there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. my first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now

    theres tons of youtube videos you can watch for instructional materials
  2. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    King Kobra type of niggar
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  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
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  4. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai

    alright

    everyone off the internet right now
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    5 figure niggar
  6. 13579 Yung Blood
    nicotine and autocad, there is no better combination
  7. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're disturbed, kid. Get help.

    no thanks.

    i can handle all the disturbances by muhself.
  8. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock gorilla glue is designed to be an adhesive with a secondary effect of expanding. and by 'expanding' im talking about barely visibly perceptible. the thing is…based on its design, the more it expands, the weaker the bond and the glue itself. anything thicker than a few mils thick is outside of how it was designed.

    its technically the same shit as expanding foam or two-part expanding foam…and technically could be used similarly if a high enough temperature and enough water were applied…but thats not what it was engineered to do and by doing so brings it outside of its design specs.

    there is two-part expanding foams that will expand something like 30 or more times its original volume but they all have the inherent design that the more they expand, the weaker they are in comparison to the type that doesnt expand as much. some of them are strong enough to be hit with a hammer with no damage.

    what i want to know is when you inject these two-part expanding foams into your lower digestive tract do they expand up into your upper digestive tract or down and out of your asshole.
  9. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock don't worry, scrote. there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. my first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now

    theres tons of youtube videos you can watch for instructional materials

    no video on how not to be a divorcee tho.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    No one wants you losers but each other …simmer down
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Dotting my I’s and crossing my T’s ….bout time to head on home 💚
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Heading to ….the bodega 💚
  13. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    crosses my eyes and dot my tities
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Coward copy machine
  15. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    never managed to copy anything in their entire genetic history
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Copy machine is broke
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Relaxing in a candlelit bubble bath ..tokin & scrolling the gram….

    💚
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  18. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai

    How does it compare to fucking a real one?
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    about to go to work
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  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ima have to get hi as fuk to get into work today
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