My Life Situation As Of 2/29/2024

1. 2024-03-01 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   People that use Bundy more than once a month are fucking stupid. Especially the folx who hit plateau sigma on purpose. it's literally just psychosis.
2. 2024-03-01 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   that's crazy, you should just stay drunk
3. 2024-03-01 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley that's crazy, you should just stay drunk

   
   I'd be dehydrated all the time. I also like being sober quite a bit even if it is boring.
4. 2024-03-01 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs People that use Bundy more than once a month are fucking stupid. Especially the folx who hit plateau sigma on purpose. it's literally just psychosis.

   
   yeah but its fun
5. 2024-03-01 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not my type of fun
6. 2024-03-01 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Broseph Stalin Houston
   Just tell your gramdpeepaw that you really like eggnog and pick up a pint at the gas station’s Holliday clearance beverage rack.
   
   Then pour a glass and sprinkle like two or three LARGE handfuls of nutmeg on top and try to drink-eat-snort it real fast while maintaining a convo with your Nona. You can get a mild weed/deliriant buzz while still maintaining sober plausible deniability and keep from getting kicked out. But you’ll prolly hate the smell of holiday spices for the rest of your life :/
   The kids call it ’Meggering’ and it’s especially popular among degenerate electricians.
   
   However Real Team Rocket psychonaut gangsters just put whole nutmeg cloves (pods? Seeds? nugglets?) up they butt…,.
7. 2024-03-01 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Not my type of fun

   
   
8. 2024-03-01 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Shopping Cart for Brains was a nutmeg champion
9. 2024-03-01 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #29
   

   maddie Tuskegee Airman
   go work on a cruise ship.
   
   drink every night and fuck crew members, not to mention travel to a bunch of ports.
10. 2024-03-01 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #30
    

    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    i been wanting to do that, but they require the vaccine and i never got them.
11. 2024-03-01 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by maddie go work on a cruise ship.
    
    drink every night and fuck crew members, not to mention travel to a bunch of ports.

    
    I want to take care of all the dead bodies I heard several hundred people die on cruises each year and they have their own freezers and gas the kike ovens to keep up with the demand of all the dead bodies.
12. 2024-03-01 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #32
    

    maddie Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Ghost I want to take care of all the dead bodies I heard several hundred people die on cruises each year and they have their own freezers and gas the kike ovens to keep up with the demand of all the dead bodies.

    
    yeah they have a morgue. literally cruise ships are mini cities, they have all the major things you can think of
13. 2024-03-01 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by maddie go work on a cruise ship.
    
    drink every night and fuck crew members, not to mention travel to a bunch of ports.

    
    Well I have some experience at sea, I know how to navigate a ship and how sailer lingo (IE starboard, port, etc.)
    
    I live in Illinois though So I'd have to move to someplace like Cali or the Florida Keys, which i'm not too keen on.
14. 2024-03-01 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Steal all of their prescription meds and then when they ask about it play dumb and make them think they've got dementia...
    
    Then get them to rewrite their wills..
15. 2024-03-01 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I want to get a pirate ship and then captain jamal a cruise liner and rape every woman aboard after killing their families
    
    

    
          
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     / \                      \
    |   | CPTN JAMAL ORDERZ   |
     \_ | u                   |
        | to pull over bitch  |
        |  🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️        |
        | ‎                    |
        | ‎‎  💣💣💣💣         |
        | ‎ ‎‎‎‎  or we kill yo    |
        |   __________________|__
        |  /                     /
        \_/_____________________/

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    • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
16. 2024-03-01 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #36
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost I want to get a pirate ship and then captain jamal a cruise liner and rape every woman aboard after killing their families
    
    

    
          
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     / \                      \
    |   | CPTN JAMAL ORDERZ   |
     \_ | u                   |
        | to pull over bitch  |
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        | ‎‎  💣💣💣💣         |
        | ‎ ‎‎‎‎  or we kill yo    |
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    Sounds like a win win to me
17. 2024-03-01 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #37
    

    maddie Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Well I have some experience at sea, I know how to navigate a ship and how sailer lingo (IE starboard, port, etc.)
    
    I live in Illinois though So I'd have to move to someplace like Cali or the Florida Keys, which i'm not too keen on.

    
    no no, they contract you, so you will just fly/drive etc to the location they pick you up at, you stay on the ship for 6-1yr then come home and then re-contract. so you dont need to move
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    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2024-03-01 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #38
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I want to get a pirate ship and then captain jamal a cruise liner and rape every woman aboard after killing their families
    
    

    
          
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     / \                      \
    |   | CPTN JAMAL ORDERZ   |
     \_ | u                   |
        | to pull over bitch  |
        |  🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️        |
        | ‎                    |
        | ‎‎  💣💣💣💣         |
        | ‎ ‎‎‎‎  or we kill yo    |
        |   __________________|__
        |  /                     /
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    dirty niggers shoplifting the white man insignia for pirates...
19. 2024-03-02 at 5:41 AM UTC

    #39
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock ill stuff a rupee up your asshole with the head of my cock

    
    because anything bigger will break it.