What the fuck did you just say to me, Alien Scum? I'll have you know I graduated top of Mercdonalds training regiment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on LV-624, and I have over 300 confirmed xeno kills. I am trained in yakety sax warfare and I'm the top specialist in the saltshaker. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you pathetic antagonist with precision the likes of which has never been seen on this Planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with weeding up the planet? Think again, maggot. As we speak I am contacting my overwatch officer and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the orbital bombardment, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a hive. You're gonna die, alien scumbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Voucher Terminal on the Saltshaker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your hide off the face of the planet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your planet snatch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you alien scumbag. I will send shuttles fury all over you and you will be crushed by them. You're dead Alien Scum.
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A McDonalds burger will look unchanged after 20 years in a coat pocket.
In the future all MRE's will be MCDONALDS based, this is an advancement in technology. The coca Cola Pepsi Doritos mountain Dew army will never fail. We are all veterans of the console wars, the cola wars, the fast food wars. I'm a highly skilled dollar menu killer trained in CQC (close quarters cola)
