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  1. #61
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd rather eat a cricket than a cow's asshole (100% beef).

    that's because you are a globalist sheep

    licking cow asses fills me with nationalistic pride. You aren't a real Canadian, when the west secedes people like you will be thrown into a pit and live off cricket gruel for the rest of your days
  2. #62
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just to let you know, cows don't wipe.

    gr(ass) fed
  3. #63
    After the heart the asshole mist be the hardest working muscle on a cow
  4. #64
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just to let you know, cows don't wipe.

    It's just that I find insects gross.
  5. #65
    Ghost Black Hole
    I heard cows have like 7 hearts and you can mag dump them and they won't even flinch
  6. #66
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers It's just that I find insects gross.

    YOu wouldn't fuck her thorax?



    that thick exoskeleton fleshy pussy would require both hands to push open and it would clamp down on your dick so hard it would be the tightest pussy ever, the hard shell carapice oscilating and vibrating to her rhythmic vibrations, underneath that hard shell is a nice swamp colored brown PUSSSSAYYYY hole

    "they're all pink on the inside" except for bugs, maybe. Only one way to find out ;)
  7. #67
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice I got McDonalds nuggets once and tried to feed some to my dog who devours meat and he apprehensively sniffed the nugget then turned his head and ran from the room

    Yeah that will tell you they are a no no
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice I got McDonalds nuggets once and tried to feed some to my dog who devours meat and he apprehensively sniffed the nugget then turned his head and ran from the room

    This didn't happen.

    Who likes eating chicken gristle? Ate a bunch of gristle today.
  9. #69
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Dogs eat other dogshit for fun I wouldn't trust their sense of taste
  10. #70
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I got McDonalds nuggets once and tried to feed some to my dog who devours meat and he apprehensively sniffed the nugget then turned his head and ran from the room

    your dog is a retarded faggot then and so are you



    freeze fried pure meat dog food and it's almost entirely made out of liver, entrails and other such things that are NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION and yet your stupid fucking mutt won't eat the parts of meat that are held together with the bare minimum of processing to keep it shelf stable for a global fast food industrial market

  11. #71
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I got McDonalds nuggets once and tried to feed some to my dog who devours meat and he apprehensively sniffed the nugget then turned his head and ran from the room

    i saw a report that says bugs dont eat mcdonalds food and was checking to see if it was fake news

    i left a cheesburger in my front lawn

    it sat next to my fence for about two weeks...completely untouched and ignored by every bug and bird...and when it rained the bun dissolved and the shit between the buns stayed.
  12. #72
    Bradley Florida Man
    This thread makes me want to get some McDonald's
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Bradley This thread makes me want to get some McDonald's


    Me too
  14. #74
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i saw a report that says bugs dont eat mcdonalds food and was checking to see if it was fake news

    i left a cheesburger in my front lawn

    it sat next to my fence for about two weeks…completely untouched and ignored by every bug and bird…and when it rained the bun dissolved and the shit between the buns stayed.

    You're so full of shit lol
  15. #75
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock i left a cheesburger in my front lawn

    it sat next to my fence for about two weeks…completely untouched and ignored by every bug and bird…and when it rained the bun dissolved and the shit between the buns stayed.

    I don't think that proves anything. The shit has so much sodium already that it has natural bacterial inhibition properties (probably on purpose both for flavor and shelf life) along with the other processing and treatment this should be expected of fast food that constantly tries to bring down prices, there is a reason they can sell it so cheap and why BURGER STAND real cooked burgers and much better.

    I don't really see it as a bad thing I mean you can get the same result by rolling raw fish or beef in salt and leaving it out to dry in the air and it will be perfectly fine

    Originally posted by Bradley This thread makes me want to get some McDonald's

    MCRib is on the menu rn get it while it lasts
  16. #76
    Bradley Florida Man
    You'll live a long time if you eat a lot of preservatives.
  17. #77
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ghost YOu wouldn't fuck her thorax?



    that thick exoskeleton fleshy pussy would require both hands to push open and it would clamp down on your dick so hard it would be the tightest pussy ever, the hard shell carapice oscilating and vibrating to her rhythmic vibrations, underneath that hard shell is a nice swamp colored brown PUSSSSAYYYY hole

    "they're all pink on the inside" except for bugs, maybe. Only one way to find out ;)

    Her face and chest are fair game, but below the chest it's utterly disgusting.
  18. #78
    Ghost Black Hole
    Imagine when they squirt but a green yellowish mucous with a foul smell comes out instead, and it's goopy and thick and slimy so it's the perfect lubricant and your dick slides right in
  19. #79
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I have OCD. Not helpful!
  20. #80
    A McDonalds burger will look unchanged after 20 years in a coat pocket.
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