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Is it weird that i want to be kidnapped?

  1. #21
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    being kidnapped must be so flattering like damn someone *chose* me ha ha that'd be a first
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  2. #22
    I don't mean to be prying, but have you ever had sex before?

    I ask this, because this sounds like a fantasy from someone who is a virgin geek and watches tons and tons of anime. Does that fit your bill?????????queshhin?
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Meikai being kidnapped must be so flattering like damn someone *chose* me ha ha that'd be a first

    Scron chose you.
  4. #24
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Meikai being kidnapped must be so flattering like damn someone *chose* me ha ha that'd be a first

    Omg thats exactly what im saying!
  5. #25
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MY Body, MY Choice I don't mean to be prying, but have you ever had sex before?

    I ask this, because this sounds like a fantasy from someone who is a virgin geek and watches tons and tons of anime. Does that fit your bill?????????queshhin?

    I dont watch anime. pfp was a friends idea. And yeah ive had sex before.
  6. #26
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MY Body, MY Choice Scron chose you.

    Scron settled for me, it's different.

    (Okay that's bullshit. He kinda relocated a few thousand miles to be with me. That's big choosing energy! But it's still different than the raw "this is the one I want" energy of a kidnapping. idk)
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  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Scron settled for me, it's different.

    (Okay that's bullshit. He kinda relocated a few thousand miles to be with me. That's big choosing energy! But it's still different than the raw "this is the one I want" energy of a kidnapping. idk)

    try to leave and see what happens
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  9. #29
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai (Okay that's bullshit. He kinda relocated a few thousand miles to be with me. That's big choosing energy!

    everyone else just called it stalking SO I FUCKING KILLED THOSE WHORES AND CUT THEM UP INTO LITTLE PIECE S BECAUSE THEY HAD NO HEARTS I CUT THEM OPEN TO PROVE IT AND SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES THERE WAS NO HEART!!!! 💔

    I know if I cut you open.... there would be a heart 💗
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  10. #30
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't see the point in being obsessed with gene survival when your genes are already out there but just diluted, and they're going to be diluted again, mixed with your enemies.
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  11. #31
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't get the natural selection jibes either when it's stupid people who reproduce the most.
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  12. #32
    Kafka sweaty
    I've accepted my fate will be not having children, dying young or becoming rich, being forever alone or taking a cuddle hostage (I need to be picky about that because I would have to kill them if it didn't work out).
  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    I feel like a lot of people that want to be kidnapped are just lazy and don't want to do anything for themselves so it's like

    'give me a ride to your house, u can force me if you need to.'
    *kidnapping*
    'feed me or i'll die on you'
    *they got a point*
    'I don't want to leave the house to work or do anything or someone will know i'm a kidnapping victim'
    *now you gotta provide everything*

    it seems like a really lazy way out of living and of course whatever they make you do will be your new activity from that point on so like what hte fuck lol kinda boring but at least you aint gotta learn to go to work or interact with more than one person, etc etc
  14. #34
    The worst is when they want to be kidnapped, but after they're kidnapped they turn around and say they didn't want to be kidnapped, which is a lie.
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  15. #35
    Originally posted by Kafka I've accepted my fate will be not having children, dying young or becoming rich, being forever alone or taking a cuddle hostage (I need to be picky about that because I would have to kill them if it didn't work out).

    That's cool.

    My life will be long, and one of more struggle than perhaps anyone else.

    But I know I will die old (very old), rich and surrounded by my squabbling families (multiple women, and most of my daughters will have had children by multiple men by the time I die).

    That's nice.
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  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't see the point in being obsessed with gene survival when your genes are already out there but just diluted, and they're going to be diluted again, mixed with your enemies.

    you dont even know what basic reproduction is
  17. #37
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka I would have to kill them if it didn't work out

    the black window
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  18. #38
    Originally posted by Donald Trump GG and me both settled for each other.

    I don't think she even tells me the full story, but for several 6 month or so periods we both went really quiet on each other.

    I suspect she had other boyfriends during those times, but I dunno.



    No offence, this is normal for young women. There's only one reason why young women get kidnapped. You want to submit to a guy or a group of guys, whatever. Young women are supposed to have children your age, and right through their 20s. That's why young women are so focused on your vaginas, but so not picky about what goes into it. Then later on you become good mothers and start looking around for a good guy who will help you raise your babies. It's hardwired dead-reckoning about the survival of your genes, not what makes sense for you as an individual.

    The big mistake girls your age make is having unprotected sex with anything that looks good in a leather jacket, or with black men (black men always look kinda stupid and don't look good in anything).

    Life is encountered in phases. Sometimes you feel adventurous, sometimes you feel horny, sometimes you feel serious, sometimes you feel like making yourself better off. I feel the important thing is not to worry too much, don't confuse a lifestyle phase with who you are as a person, and have fun but at the same time always remain focused on what benefits you in the long term.

    no normal, self respecting man would ever want to raise someone elses cum.

    its also hardwired into men to ensure the survival of his offspring, cuckism have no place in traditional evolutionary biology.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Meikai the black window

    Clubs them from behind like a baby seal.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Kafka I've accepted my fate will be not having children, dying young or becoming rich, being forever alone or taking a cuddle hostage (I need to be picky about that because I would have to kill them if it didn't work out).

    You're just jealous that your cats will eat your corpse while Maddie gets whisked off her feet by masked men in the Safeway parking lot.
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