2024-02-25 at 8:50 AM UTC
being kidnapped must be so flattering like damn someone *chose* me ha ha that'd be a first
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2024-02-25 at 9:48 AM UTC
I don't mean to be prying, but have you ever had sex before?
I ask this, because this sounds like a fantasy from someone who is a virgin geek and watches tons and tons of anime. Does that fit your bill?????????queshhin?
2024-02-25 at 7:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
Scron settled for me, it's different.
(Okay that's bullshit. He kinda relocated a few thousand miles to be with me. That's big choosing energy! But it's still different than the raw "this is the one I want" energy of a kidnapping. idk)
try to leave and see what happens
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2024-02-25 at 7:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
(Okay that's bullshit. He kinda relocated a few thousand miles to be with me. That's big choosing energy!
everyone else just called it stalking SO I FUCKING KILLED THOSE WHORES AND CUT THEM UP INTO LITTLE PIECE S BECAUSE THEY HAD NO HEARTS I CUT THEM OPEN TO PROVE IT AND SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES THERE WAS NO HEART!!!! 💔
I know if I cut you open.... there would be a heart 💗
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2024-02-25 at 8:25 PM UTC
I don't see the point in being obsessed with gene survival when your genes are already out there but just diluted, and they're going to be diluted again, mixed with your enemies.
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2024-02-25 at 8:29 PM UTC
I don't get the natural selection jibes either when it's stupid people who reproduce the most.
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2024-02-25 at 8:33 PM UTC
I've accepted my fate will be not having children, dying young or becoming rich, being forever alone or taking a cuddle hostage (I need to be picky about that because I would have to kill them if it didn't work out).
2024-02-25 at 9:28 PM UTC
I feel like a lot of people that want to be kidnapped are just lazy and don't want to do anything for themselves so it's like
'give me a ride to your house, u can force me if you need to.'
*kidnapping*
'feed me or i'll die on you'
*they got a point*
'I don't want to leave the house to work or do anything or someone will know i'm a kidnapping victim'
*now you gotta provide everything*
it seems like a really lazy way out of living and of course whatever they make you do will be your new activity from that point on so like what hte fuck lol kinda boring but at least you aint gotta learn to go to work or interact with more than one person, etc etc
2024-02-26 at 1:49 AM UTC
The worst is when they want to be kidnapped, but after they're kidnapped they turn around and say they didn't want to be kidnapped, which is a lie.
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2024-02-26 at 1:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
I've accepted my fate will be not having children, dying young or becoming rich, being forever alone or taking a cuddle hostage (I need to be picky about that because I would have to kill them if it didn't work out).
That's cool.
My life will be long, and one of more struggle than perhaps anyone else.
But I know I will die old (very old), rich and surrounded by my squabbling families (multiple women, and most of my daughters will have had children by multiple men by the time I die).
That's nice.
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2024-02-26 at 6:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
I would have to kill them if it didn't work out
the black window
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2024-02-26 at 1:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
I've accepted my fate will be not having children, dying young or becoming rich, being forever alone or taking a cuddle hostage (I need to be picky about that because I would have to kill them if it didn't work out).
You're just jealous that your cats will eat your corpse while Maddie gets whisked off her feet by masked men in the Safeway parking lot.
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