User Controls

How are you feeling at the moment..

  1. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're proposing to her now?

    a female negroe is in heat allthe time.

    i wuz just x-king fo temporary ussage of her loose vagina,
  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
  3. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina a female negroe is in heat allthe time.

    i wuz just x-king fo temporary ussage of her loose vagina,

    You little rascal you.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina a female negroe is in heat allthe time.

    i wuz just x-king fo temporary ussage of her loose vagina,

    its more likely than not already occupied
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Not happy because I took 3 paracetamol, am still in pain and won't get a good sleep because the cat is on me and will wake me in four hours.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    No matter how much I shuffle about she climbs on me again I can't sleep like this
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Not happy because I took 3 paracetamol, am still in pain and won't get a good sleep because the cat is on me and will wake me in four hours.

    thats not enough. take more
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka No matter how much I shuffle about she climbs on me again I can't sleep like this

    lock the cat in the microwave oven
  9. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lock the cat in the microwave oven

    it's not the cat's fault it got kidnapped
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Not happy because I took 3 paracetamol, am still in pain and won't get a good sleep because the cat is on me and will wake me in four hours.

    I bet posting on the Internet will help you sleep you insufferable fucking retard. I hope you have eternal insomnia but feel tired 24/7
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Still have the migraine from yesterday but it seems worse. I dreamt I got a professional photoshoot done because I was sad about not going to prom and still thinking of that lime green ballgown. Now I'm awake I'm thinking maybe that's not such a bad idea. I don't even know what lime green looks like on my skintone and am getting a vampire facial soon along with PRP for hair growth. Why don't I give myself a photoshoot? I've never worn a ballgown.
  12. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock its more likely than not already occupied

    good. being crowded makes it tighter.
  13. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas it's not the cat's fault it got kidnapped

    its its karma.
  14. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Still have the migraine from yesterday but it seems worse.

    I had a super headache for a few days there, looks like it was some viral thing.

    Right now sitting wiping my nose every few minutes cos of a cold, could be the same thing, could be 2 different viruses.

    It's amazing how viruses go around and no one has a clue what is going on. Even the whole covid thing was embarrassing, no one had a clue.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I had a super headache for a few days there, looks like it was some viral thing.

    Right now sitting wiping my nose every few minutes cos of a cold, could be the same thing, could be 2 different viruses.

    It's amazing how viruses go around and no one has a clue what is going on. Even the whole covid thing was embarrassing, no one had a clue.

    My nostrils hurt atm as if I've been blowing my nose too much but I don't think I have been. My nose always runs when I go outside dunno why.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I slept brilliantly 💗
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m feeling really pretty and I’m rocking bangs!!

    I haven’t had bangs in so long lol …but I have them now

    Already had a baby face ..now I look even younger never realized bangs gave me even more so of a baby face ….

    The bayang
    The bayang 🎵💗
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    *shakes bangs*

    The bayang💗🎵
  19. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm in physical pain but am still having a productive day despite taking a chill approach.


    Why do you have physical pain?

    I've gone off cats a bit. A Ukrainian woman moved into my Aunts house recently, my Aunt owes me and other relatives money cos she's just gotten through a divorce and needed to pay off hubby. Her idea for getting money is to accept tenants, and taking in a Ukrainian refugee = €800 a month tax free. They've been arguing a good bit, and it boils down to her phoenix cat. She wants a warmer room for this hairless cat, and insists on keeping an electric blanket and even a heater going to keep it warm. She's going through €14 of electricity a day = €420 a month.
  20. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Why do you have physical pain?

    I've gone off cats a bit. A Ukrainian woman moved into my Aunts house recently, my Aunt owes me and other relatives money cos she's just gotten through a divorce and needed to pay off hubby. Her idea for getting money is to accept tenants, and taking in a Ukrainian refugee = €800 a month tax free. They've been arguing a good bit, and it boils down to her phoenix cat. She wants a warmer room for this hairless cat, and insists on keeping an electric blanket and even a heater going to keep it warm. She's going through €14 of electricity a day = €420 a month.

    are hairless cats even fun to pet? Petting cats is the best part of being near a cat, can't see the appeal

    also that's a lot of money.
Jump to Top