The best ways to pass a drug test

2017-06-10 at 6:34 PM UTC

#21

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kill yourself Zill. Drug testing can show dilution and if you're taking a piss test, drinking lots of water can lower the levels of a given drug but there's still a very high chance of it being detected.

not really

2017-06-10 at 6:35 PM UTC

#22

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

looks like another succesfful krolo thread where people talk out of their asses and try to spread dis-info on things they have no experience at.

2017-06-10 at 6:37 PM UTC

#23

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Everything I said was completely true, based exclusively off of first and secondhand accounts.

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

kroz

2017-06-10 at 6:40 PM UTC

#24

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ Everything I said was completely true, based exclusively off of first and secondhand accounts.

you know what mq, you actually gave me good advice once on throwing up for breathalyzers, I was breathalyzed over a year ago and I came up smelly, and I was like that isn't right... and i went and threw up and washed my mouth out with water and they did it again and I was good to go.

2017-06-10 at 6:50 PM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Shitfucker

I thought you're supposed to take vitamins and creatine also so the levels are normal?

Another way, when you're 100% clean freeze samples of your piss.

Creatine doesn't work. Freezing your piss samples could work but that's also kinda gross tho

2017-06-10 at 6:51 PM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby not really

Yes really. It will dilute a saliva sample but it won't help with a piss test. It can lower the drug ratios but drug testing is accurate enough to where it won't matter if you still have drugs active in your system.

2017-06-10 at 6:53 PM UTC

#27

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby it dilutes the sample cpt fucktard.

It dilutes a saliva sample but it will not help one bit with a piss test unless you're the luckiest man in the world.

2017-06-10 at 7 PM UTC

#28

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Captain Falcon It dilutes a saliva sample but it will not help one bit with a piss test unless you're the luckiest man in the world.

Like I said above, at least from my personal experience, it will only buy you time. It can absolutely cause too much dilution in the piss for it to be a valid sample, and you will have to take it again.

One's best bet with this approach is to schedule your piss test for as late in the workday as possible, so that instead of making you wait to take another test, they will be forced to reschedule your test for another day.

2017-06-10 at 7:01 PM UTC

#29

RisiR † 29 Autism

It also highly depends on the drug they test for and multiple other factors.

Good luck pissing a decade old habit out of your system.

2017-06-10 at 7:04 PM UTC

#30

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Like I said above, at least from my personal experience, it will only buy you time. It can absolutely cause too much dilution in the piss for it to be a valid sample, and you will have to take it again.

One's best bet with this approach is to schedule your piss test for as late in the workday as possible, so that instead of making you wait to take another test, they will be forced to reschedule your test for another day.

Well yes, they'll immediately detect it's diluted but the fact is that even if they test it, it will show traces of the drugs in your system.

2017-06-10 at 7:18 PM UTC

#31

mmQ Lisa Turtle

That's true in a lab test. I'm thinking more the stick test, which will often times come back as inconclusive.

2017-06-10 at 7:21 PM UTC

#32

RisiR † 29 Autism

Just take a shit in the cup.

2017-06-10 at 7:22 PM UTC

#33

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Captain Falcon It dilutes a saliva sample but it will not help one bit with a piss test unless you're the luckiest man in the world.

lol i've never takena saliva sample i've only been piss tested.. and it works for me. mmmk?

2017-06-10 at 7:23 PM UTC

#34

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by RisiR † Just take a shit in the cup.

you can't tho, because then its not a urinalysis... that would be a fecalsaylis.

2017-06-10 at 7:28 PM UTC

#35

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Bill Krozby that would be a fecalsaylis.

That's what it would be if you took a saliva test, shitbreath.

2017-06-10 at 7:37 PM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Shitfucker

I thought you're supposed to take vitamins and creatine also so the levels are normal?

Another way, when you're 100% clean freeze samples of your piss.

Was going to say this, the first part at least. If you know you are going to have to dilute you should preload with creatine days before (won't work if you eat a lot the morning of the test) and then take a high dose of B-complex a few hours before the test because it will color your piss yellow. Don't give off the first few pisses of the day and collect the sample midstream.

As Bill Krozby said some places really don't check but it's better safe than sorry because I've been on felony probation before and where I live they will definitely reject a diluted sample.

Clean piss is foolproof if you can keep it at the right temp and aren't observed giving the sample.

2017-06-10 at 8:18 PM UTC

#37

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Shitfucker

I thought you're supposed to take vitamins and creatine also so the levels are normal?

Another way, when you're 100% clean freeze samples of your piss.

vitamins (certain ones...not all of them) make the color of piss yellow, however color is irrelevant since the particular metabolites that 'bullshit-detection' tests look for have nothing to do with the actual color. creatine (simplified term...more complicated than just creatine) is a precursor to the metabolite creatinine, which the body naturally expels as a waste produce. again...'bullshit detector' tests can identify levels of creatinine...and other metabolites...that are too far outside of a specific normal human range.

the cost of high-end piss tests are ridiculously expensive so every single test isnt going to be that elaborate. the vitamin thing would work if it was an untrained visual test-taker (vitamin enhanced piss is fluorescent...regular, even dehydrated piss, is a dull yellow) and the creatinine thing is pointless because of the cost. even if creatine was consumed a bullshit-detector test would identify the outside-of-normal levels.

2017-06-10 at 8:22 PM UTC

#38

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Well yes, they'll immediately detect it's diluted but the fact is that even if they test it, it will show traces of the drugs in your system.

they make you wait until your body blows out the excess fluids then take a sample of the proper hydration state.

then they get the accurate levels of drugs in your system, and you get to go see bubba and his friends for some backdoor-pattycakes.

2017-06-10 at 8:24 PM UTC

#39

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Creatine doesn't work. Freezing your piss samples could work but that's also kinda gross tho

youre a fucking idiot...stfu.

freezing alters the detected metabolites, including denatures certain proteins, and will show up on a piss test as a null quicker than submitting a pile of shit in a piss cup

retard

2017-06-10 at 8:25 PM UTC

#40

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole looks like another succesfful krolo thread where people talk out of their asses and try to spread dis-info on things they have no experience at.

hey niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole,

youre a fucking retard, but that statement was accurate

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