I got my mail-order kid today

1. 2017-06-09 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well, not quite. Sunday. I've finally finished unpacking everything and filling out all the paperwork however, which has been a nightmare. And kinda why I've been a bit of an absent minded dick lately, so uh, sorry about that.
   
   Anyway, everything's set! This is my last weekend with no parental responsibilities O.o
   
   Gonna be fun.
2. 2017-06-09 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A live one or a dead one?
3. 2017-06-09 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He'll start as a live one.
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4. 2017-06-09 at 10:59 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you gonna get him to sign up to niggas?
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-09 at 11 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I never followed this story. How old is it?
6. 2017-06-09 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He's 7. And, no. No niggas for him.
7. 2017-06-09 at 11:05 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What's his first name? Does he have a normal background? Where was he living before/
8. 2017-06-09 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hahaha. No way I'm giving his name. He's the kid from my old neighbors that was being abused.
9. 2017-06-09 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That's nice of you. Lol you're scared to say his first name? Tommy? Sean? What the fuck is anyone here gonna do with that information?
10. 2017-06-09 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why do you want to know it?
    
    Go ahead and just call him Tommy if you really want a name.
11. 2017-06-09 at 11:16 PM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Are you going to teach him to not be like me?
12. 2017-06-09 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I will teach him way of slav.
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13. 2017-06-09 at 11:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Dargo Why do you want to know it?
    
    Go ahead and just call him Tommy if you really want a name.

    
    idk man I was just wondering if he had a kewl name. I didn't even think that it would be an issue to say his first name. Hell everyone knows my name, Bill Krozby's name, Lanny's name, and we don't seem to have any issues with it. It's ok though.
14. 2017-06-09 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Really? What's your name?
15. 2017-06-09 at 11:35 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Dorian
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-09 at 11:43 PM UTC

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    GingerJew Yung Blood
    I hope you kid about abusing this kid and telling truth of taking him from abusing parents.
    
    Slavs have a strong family bond. they don't place grandma on iceburg and push them away .. instead they make grandma watch kids while they go to work.
    
    In Russia.. Granma mama usually watches kids.. grand papa never retire. men don't retire
17. 2017-06-09 at 11:45 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your a mail order yid.
18. 2017-06-09 at 11:45 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Dargo Really? What's your name?

    
    GARRET
19. 2017-06-09 at 11:47 PM UTC

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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Well, make up a name, dude... give us SOME kinda background. You can do that without blowin' his cover. What's his deal, what kinda abuse... how did YOU end up with him?
20. 2017-06-09 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ GARRET

    
    All of your future posts are hereby tainted with this knowledge. There's no going back.