just tounged a japanese bottle of pop

1. 2024-02-11 at 5:25 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   never had one before but i digressed.
   
   long story short im playing palworld with fonapants and ordered a big bucket of sushi and they had a opion to get a japanese bottle of pop i said why the hell not, ill try it ( the name is brookes and ill do the job). but i digressed
   
   anyway i asked fona how to open it he said just push the ball so i hurt the shit out of both my thumbs and said THERE HAS TO BE ANOTYHER WAY. so literally i duckducked it and it said you disasemble the lid and therees a secret tool built in - sure enough its right.
   
   ye4ah weell its a neat idea but drinking it is hard to do when the bottle hgets low yuou ahve too massage thje marlble withh youre tounge to get the last bit of pop out heard
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   • Ghost
2. 2024-02-11 at 7:25 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   Ramune? good stuff
   
   I usually get the metal bottle without the ball gimmick
3. 2024-02-11 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   MY Body, MY Choice Yung Blood
   Oh, you silly boys and all your silly ball stuffs.
4. 2024-02-11 at 11:20 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   they have cardboard soda
5. 2024-02-12 at 5:35 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Ghost they have cardboard soda

   
   I'm going to check into that jeard
6. 2024-02-12 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   they have a suitcase flavored soda
7. 2024-02-12 at 1:09 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ner vegas Ramune? good stuff

   
   It's alright.
8. 2024-02-12 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   The Chinese supermarket downtown sells them as well, they have a few stuff from Japan but not as much as I'd like. I prefer some melon soda drink they sell, but it's not one of those pop drinks you bought earlier.
9. 2024-02-12 at 1:30 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i used to always go to the chinese grocery when I was a yoot and buy a bunch of aloe vera soda and grass drinks or the carbonatic milk boba so if my friends asked me for a soda I would give them this weird shit as a troll
   
   
10. 2024-02-12 at 2:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor never had one before but i digressed.
    
    long story short im playing palworld with fonapants and ordered a big bucket of sushi and they had a opion to get a japanese bottle of pop i said why the hell not, ill try it ( the name is brookes and ill do the job). but i digressed
    
    anyway i asked fona how to open it he said just push the ball so i hurt the shit out of both my thumbs and said THERE HAS TO BE ANOTYHER WAY. so literally i duckducked it and it said you disasemble the lid and therees a secret tool built in - sure enough its right.
    
    ye4ah weell its a neat idea but drinking it is hard to do when the bottle hgets low yuou ahve too massage thje marlble withh youre tounge to get the last bit of pop out heard

    
    ur supposed to take the plastic cap included with it and use it as a ramrod to push down the ball, I usually give it a quick firm slap with the palm of my hand.
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    • ner vegas
11. 2024-02-12 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor never had one before but i digressed.
    
    long story short im playing palworld with fonapants and ordered a big bucket of sushi and they had a opion to get a japanese bottle of pop i said why the hell not, ill try it ( the name is brookes and ill do the job). but i digressed
    
    anyway i asked fona how to open it he said just push the ball so i hurt the shit out of both my thumbs and said THERE HAS TO BE ANOTYHER WAY. so literally i duckducked it and it said you disasemble the lid and therees a secret tool built in - sure enough its right.
    
    ye4ah weell its a neat idea but drinking it is hard to do when the bottle hgets low yuou ahve too massage thje marlble withh youre tounge to get the last bit of pop out heard

    
    Amateur
    
    Once you get it fully submerged into one or more of your orifices...then you can brag about it
12. 2024-02-12 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    
13. 2024-02-12 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'd buy that.
14. 2024-02-12 at 2:34 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I'd stick my penis in a ramune bottle
    
    https://www.reddit.com/r/hentai/comments/qzkc8q/futa_hotaru_enjoys_a_ramune_bottle_katsunei/
15. 2024-02-12 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well, I wouldn't! Because it won't fit.
16. 2024-02-12 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    There is nothing more satisfying than shoving your dick into the neck of a glass bottle until it shatters from the pressure and stabs your dick with the sticky soda residue glass shards
17. 2024-02-12 at 3:12 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost There is nothing more satisfying than shoving your dick into the neck of a glass bottle until it shatters from the pressure and stabs your dick with the sticky soda residue glass shards

    
    Shoving a 32oz bottle into a well trained snatch...
18. 2024-02-12 at 5:19 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost There is nothing more satisfying than shoving your dick into the neck of a glass bottle until it shatters from the pressure and stabs your dick with the sticky soda residue glass shards

    
    Somehow getting 1 man 1 jar flashbacks from this.
19. 2024-02-12 at 5:21 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I go through multiple jars a day
    
    OF LUBE
20. 2024-02-12 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Cool. I don't use lube. I use baby oil.