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Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?

  1. #61
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Can you get 12 gauge buckshot?

    1. Make a single shot shotgun
    2. Blow cops head off with it
    3. Take glock-type gun
    4. ???
    5. Profit

    Well, I live in the Netherlands but I don't really care about having guns, though I do realize the importance of knowing how to use one and having one when you live in a country where people have easy access to guns. You never know when you run into a nuthead. In the west, there's school shooters or wanna-be gangsters but in the east, there's urban warfare. Ideally, no one should own guns but realistically, it's better to have training and a gun for personal defense.
  2. #62
    Dirtbag Houston
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Guns are illegal here in the Netherlands.

    He does have a gun but it won't be a problem with your help.
  3. #63
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag He does have a gun but it won't be a problem with your help.

    Oh damn. I gotta be careful when I am going near his place, don't want a cap in my ass, ya know?
  4. #64
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Well, I live in the Netherlands but I don't really care about having guns, though I do realize the importance of knowing how to use one and having one when you live in a country where people have easy access to guns. You never know when you run into a nuthead. In the west, there's school shooters or wanna-be gangsters but in the east, there's urban warfare. Ideally, no one should own guns but realistically, it's better to have training and a gun for personal defense.

    I kind of agree and kind of don't. On the one hand if war really used to look like Braveheart it would take a lot more balls to do it.

    But the gun is like evolution like Marilyn Manson said.
  5. #65
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I kind of agree and kind of don't. On the one hand if war really used to look like Braveheart it would take a lot more balls to do it.

    But the gun is like evolution like Marilyn Manson said.

    My British teacher told me that Braveheart was purely fictional (not that I ever watched Braveheart).
  6. #66
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh damn. I gotta be careful when I am going near his place, don't want a cap in my ass, ya know?

    Ideally it would take place in a secluded nature spot away from prying eyes and he would agree to hand over the bullets to you so it's fair. Someone needs to report on the outcome. His house could be boobytrapped.
  7. #67
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Ideally it would take place in a secluded nature spot away from prying eyes and he would agree to hand over the bullets to you so it's fair. Someone needs to report on the outcome. His house could be boobytrapped.

    Makes sense, it'd be a legendary chapter NiS history after all; the Kafka-Sophie battle, so there should be someone to write it all down.
  8. #68
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers If I hadn't known any better, I would have assumed the guy in the second picture would have been either Afghan or Pakistani, due to his dress. Speaking of Pakistan, guns are legal over there, but public display of guns isn't allowed. However, where I am from, there are a lot of army soldiers as well as police officers with guns and rifles. Oh, and guards in shopping streets or in front of a bank or even McDonald's as well. Pretty interesting to see. Here in the Netherlands, I rarely see officers with guns and if I do, they're just Glock-type of guns rather than rifles/AK-47s like they have in Pakistan.
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  9. #69
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Yea yea
  10. #70
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm curious tbh because it's always felt like the universe won't let me die or I'm surrounded by guardian angels. That nothing really bad has ever happened to me despite the low EQ and close calls. I feel like it should be him that dies because he killed all those snails and I'm a better person in general. I wonder if the universe does favour people.
  11. #71
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm curious tbh because it's always felt like the universe won't let me die or I'm surrounded by guardian angels. That nothing really bad has ever happened to me despite the low EQ and close calls. I feel like it should be him that dies because he killed all those snails and I'm a better person in general. I wonder if the universe does favour people.

    Angels or demons
  12. #72
    Warcry African Astronaut
    I door get why you didn’t fuck Michael Myers’s.
  13. #73
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost ΰ«β˜ΈοΈπŸ§˜β˜ΈπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸͺ¬πŸ¦β˜£οΈπŸ¦ πŸ’‰β˜‚οΈπŸšˆπŸšƒβš—πŸžπŸ‘©β€πŸ’ΌπŸ’ŠπŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Όβ˜οΈγŠ™οΈβ­βœ΄οΈπŸ€²πŸ’€πŸŒΈβ˜―πŸͺ·

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    Idk who these guys are but they're Asian glow niggers if I've ever seen one.
  14. #74
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I live in a country where guns are illegal and it's not hard to get guns, just find a criminal willing to sell one to you.

    Don't tell anyone about this trick it's pretty broken and the government doesn't know. You don't even need a license just cash, no questions asked.



    nowadays you can just 3d print a ghost gun πŸ‘» πŸ”«

    Guns are illegal in japan so AUM built an entire factory to produce them but they only ever made 1

    they didnt need guns. they kilt more people with their sarin release in the subways
  15. #75
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm curious tbh because it's always felt like the universe won't let me die or I'm surrounded by guardian angels. That nothing really bad has ever happened to me despite the low EQ and close calls. I feel like it should be him that dies because he killed all those snails and I'm a better person in general. I wonder if the universe does favour people.

    stfu and post nude selfies
  16. #76
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Makes sense, it'd be a legendary chapter NiS history after all; the Kafka-Sophie battle, so there should be someone to write it all down.

    Don't forget the added focus on how young I look.
  17. #77
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Don't forget the added focus on how young I look.

    Show everyone how you look. Post nude selfies
  18. #78
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock they didnt need guns. they kilt more people with their sarin release in the subways

    "It came from Nazi Germany, a little dangerous chemical weapon,

    Sarin Sarin –,

    If you inhale the mysterious vapor, you will fall with

    bloody vomit from your mouth,

    Sarin–, Sarin–, Sarin–, the chemical weapon.

    'Song of Sarin, the Brave "In the peaceful night of Matsumoto City

    People can be killed, even with our own hands,

    The place is full of dead bodies all over,

    There! Inhale Sarin, Sarin,

    Prepare Sarin! Prepare Sarin! Immediately poisonous gas weapons will fill the place.

    Spray! Spray! Sarin, the Brave, Sarin."

  19. #79
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Don't forget the added focus on how young I look.

    Of course! An entire chapter dedicated to how "late 20s Kafka" looks younger than "late teens Kafka."
  20. #80
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Don't forget the added focus on how young I look.

    Why don't you both pay a neutral party (me) to take out life insurance on both of you for 25% and whoever kills the other gets the other 75%? As long as I keep a really good alibi and don't say anything and we're careful how it's transferred it's perfect right? It will be fun and we could all make money.
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