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  1. Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE BUT IT WAS ONLY THE DECOY RAT

    I'm sure we can work a "surprise" decoy into the plot.
  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    IT WAS A SUICIDE RAT
  3. You're saying we could have a decoy rat rigged with a small amount of high explosives.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm a hunter not a trapper I also do not cheat or harm animals that arent being hunted, I have neighbor cats that could get the poisoned rat and die from it so give up on trying to get me to use poison. if the cats die then they do not hunt outside rats and mice in my yard.

    its a fucking rat. vermin arent 'hunted'...theyre eradicated.

    stop playing with the fucking thing and either adopt it or set a bait-trap to a block of C4

    theres plenty of rat poisons that dont have secondary toxicity
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT trying to get the guys together for a night ride,, had to resort to " what are you to old now for fun"

    whos getting the piece of toast afterwards?
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I can picture Poley, in the dead of the night, holding a 30-30 Winchester loaded with paper wads, not moving, frozen like a statue, then the rat makes an entrance.

  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I can picture Poley, in the dead of the night, holding a 30-30 Winchester loaded with paper wads, not moving, frozen like a statue, then the rat makes an entrance.

    oh no Sir. I'm in a prone position on my bed propped up properly for comfort with pillows 15 feet away from the bait, I wear an eye patch over one eye so I can see clearly with the other eye through the scope.
    tonight cuz my friends bailed on the night ride I may go to sleep around 8 so I'm fully rested at 2 am when the hunting gets good, he knows I get up at 2 so i'll have to amend my waking up time to throw him off or stay up from 2 to 4:30 with no coffee, tv or tik tok so he thinks I'm asleep. I'm about to do a test shot down the hallway to see if the rat shot in the 22 is powerful enough to kill at 15 feet
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by infinityshock its a fucking rat. vermin arent 'hunted'…theyre eradicated.

    stop playing with the fucking thing and either adopt it or set a bait-trap to a block of C4

    theres plenty of rat poisons that dont have secondary toxicity

    dude I'm giving him a sporting chance, chill out
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  9. Originally posted by infinityshock its a fucking rat. vermin arent 'hunted'…theyre eradicated.

    stop playing with the fucking thing and either adopt it or set a bait-trap to a block of C4

    theres plenty of rat poisons that dont have secondary toxicity

    Suggest a brand maybe.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT dude I'm giving him a sporting chance, chill out

    Dude needs a chill pill …

    💊
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    On my first lil break at work ❤️
  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT oh no Sir. I'm in a prone position on my bed propped up properly for comfort with pillows 15 feet away from the bait, I wear an eye patch over one eye so I can see clearly with the other eye through the scope.
    tonight cuz my friends bailed on the night ride I may go to sleep around 8 so I'm fully rested at 2 am when the hunting gets good, he knows I get up at 2 so i'll have to amend my waking up time to throw him off or stay up from 2 to 4:30 with no coffee, tv or tik tok so he thinks I'm asleep. I'm about to do a test shot down the hallway to see if the rat shot in the 22 is powerful enough to kill at 15 feet

    AND THEN I WAS LIKE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODNESSSSS WHO ARE YOU? LMAO!
  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Dude needs a chill pill …

    💊

    bro idk who you are talking about (oh my GOODNESS, WHO IS IT? LMAO!) but i would really like a chill pill or 10



    and then iwas like omygoodness who AM i? LMAO
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  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    honestly some chill pills would go great with all this WINE LMAO WHO AM I
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  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Suggest a brand maybe.

  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT dude I'm giving him a sporting chance, chill out

    based on your posts it sounds more like foreplay for date night
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT oh no Sir. I'm in a prone position on my bed propped up properly for comfort with pillows 15 feet away from the bait, I wear an eye patch over one eye so I can see clearly with the other eye through the scope.
    tonight cuz my friends bailed on the night ride I may go to sleep around 8 so I'm fully rested at 2 am when the hunting gets good, he knows I get up at 2 so i'll have to amend my waking up time to throw him off or stay up from 2 to 4:30 with no coffee, tv or tik tok so he thinks I'm asleep. I'm about to do a test shot down the hallway to see if the rat shot in the 22 is powerful enough to kill at 15 feet

    cap'n ahab and his pirate eyepatch after the great white whale...er, dirty rat...'dirty dick'
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE honestly some chill pills would go great with all this WINE LMAO WHO AM I

    😭😂
  19. WONDERING WHY WE HAVE A You're literally a convicted child molester. IN OUR MIDST
  20. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Day 13700 or so of beating down syndrome.

    Feels good man
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