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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
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  2. teaching primitive primates about the wonderful invention known by white men as "da plow".
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    kinda lazy feelin today, I baited the rat last night with 8 chunks of bread and it was all gone at 2 am so I put 10 more out and it was gone when i woke at 4 am so i put out 10 more and laid in wait for 3 hrs and nuthin so now i'm a little tired and the rat is fat,, motherfucker
  5. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I just learnt hip hop dancing,

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  6. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    John Sand vs John Prime
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT kinda lazy feelin today, I baited the rat last night with 8 chunks of bread and it was all gone at 2 am so I put 10 more out and it was gone when i woke at 4 am so i put out 10 more and laid in wait for 3 hrs and nuthin so now i'm a little tired and the rat is fat,, motherfucker

    And at no point did you consider adding poison to its bait.

    Now it's just a pet that you're feeding
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm a hunter not a trapper I also do not cheat or harm animals that arent being hunted, I have neighbor cats that could get the poisoned rat and die from it so give up on trying to get me to use poison. if the cats die then they do not hunt outside rats and mice in my yard.
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  9. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Hitting the penjamin full of the weedjamin
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chopping onions and bell peppers 🧅 🫑 for the lasagna I was too sleepy to make yesterday
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens Hitting the penjamin full of the weedjamin

    the zaza
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to chill out and hit the gram before work ❤️
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    trying to get the guys together for a night ride,, had to resort to " what are you to old now for fun"
  14. I can picture Poley, in the dead of the night, holding a 30-30 Winchester loaded with paper wads, not moving, frozen like a statue, then the rat makes an entrance.
  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm a hunter not a trapper I also do not cheat or harm animals that arent being hunted, I have neighbor cats that could get the poisoned rat and die from it so give up on trying to get me to use poison. if the cats die then they do not hunt outside rats and mice in my yard.

    lol what a fucking joke
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I can picture Poley, in the dead of the night, holding a 30-30 Winchester loaded with paper wads, not moving, frozen like a statue, then the rat makes an entrance.

    wats pole y
  17. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    just jerked off for the 3rd time today lmao its only noon
  18. Originally posted by Ghost wats pole y

    That's Mr. Polecat, Esquire.
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  19. After making an abrupt entrance, the rat streaks toward the bait. Poley is not concerned about this. He lowers the rifle slowly, like a flower unfurling its pedals, ever so slowly, inch by inch, until the the rat's head is square within the barrel's sight. Unhurried, Poley begins to squeeze the trigger. The rat suddenly perks its head up, somehow aware of some unknown danger.
  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After making an abrupt entrance, the rat streaks toward the bait. Poley is not concerned about this. He lowers the rifle slowly, like a flower unfurling its pedals, ever so slowly, inch by inch, until the the rat's head is square within the barrel's sight. Unhurried, Poley begins to squeeze the trigger. The rat suddenly perks its head up, somehow aware of some unknown danger.

    BUT IT WAS ONLY THE DECOY RAT
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