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Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
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2017-06-07 at 5:22 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 5:29 PM UTClook in ur shoe tomorow morning
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2017-06-07 at 5:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon You don't need a cash injection to fix your shit. You need a cash injection to have a chance to fix your shit while maintaining your current, retarded lifestyle. But there's a significantly higher chance that you'll use said cash injection to just amplify your current lifestyle, because the hard limiter on how much cash you blow on drugs and booze isn't your own restraint, buy the amount of money you have. If the government gave you $1100 per month, you'd be spending $500 on drugs and alcohol. If the government gave you $1200/mo, you'd be spending $600 on drugs and alcohol.
This is what is scientifically known as being a fucking reprobate. Your profligacy doesn't match up with your means and ends.
I'm going to say you're wrong, but you're right about the kind of person I am. I can do better than I do, I just need to - as you said - break the cycle. It's summer. I was hoping this summer I could, but I wasn't planning ahead in May and ensured I was fucking broken at the start of June.
Whatever. I know I'm a fucked up little Tamagotchi. I wasn't asking for your help specifically (or anyone's really, who is going to donate to someone expressly saying they want to fuel degeneracy). It just sucks, is all. I wonder what I could do if I inherited $25,000. I know you'd say that I'd spend it within a year and be the same broken piece of shit as I am now, but I think there's a little more potential there than going broke all over again.
I'm not the expert though. I'm probably doomed to die diseased, destitute, and deserted. *shrug*
Anyway I understand (respect, even) you not wanting to give me money. I don't understand why anyone gives anyone money (even though I do it all the time, it's not a fucking karma thing).
Good chat. I feel like myself again. Which is to say human garbage. -
2017-06-07 at 6 PM UTChave we established the price for sexual favors yet?
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2017-06-07 at 6:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Phoenix I'm going to say you're wrong, but you're right about the kind of person I am. I can do better than I do, I just need to - as you said - break the cycle. It's summer. I was hoping this summer I could, but I wasn't planning ahead in May and ensured I was fucking broken at the start of June.
Whatever. I know I'm a fucked up little Tamagotchi. I wasn't asking for your help specifically (or anyone's really, who is going to donate to someone expressly saying they want to fuel degeneracy). It just sucks, is all. I wonder what I could do if I inherited $25,000. I know you'd say that I'd spend it within a year and be the same broken piece of shit as I am now, but I think there's a little more potential there than going broke all over again.
I'm not the expert though. I'm probably doomed to die diseased, destitute, and deserted. *shrug*
Anyway I understand (respect, even) you not wanting to give me money. I don't understand why anyone gives anyone money (even though I do it all the time, it's not a fucking karma thing).
Good chat. I feel like myself again. Which is to say human garbage.
If you get a job or show any signs of crawling yourself out of the hole you're in, I will literally pay you an additional $1000/mo stipend. This is a public promise. You're in a perfect position to unfuck yourself. You literally already have all the tools you need. I'm not kidding, if I was in your position, I wouldn't be anything resembling depressed. You literally have all the tools you need to be, for example, an artist. I can give you some (probably cheesy) suggestions but you have all the tools you need to launchpad yourself to anything you want to do. If you saved up, you could learn to drive and get a car, and get amazing freedom of movement... take a lump of clay out to a field in Manitoba and sculpt a tree or some. You literally have a hard floor that you cannot sink lower than on a month to month basis, the government is paying you to exist and you have all the time in the world.
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2017-06-07 at 6:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon If you get a job or show any signs of crawling yourself out of the hole you're in, I will literally pay you an additional $1000/mo stipend. This is a public promise. You're in a perfect position to unfuck yourself. You literally already have all the tools you need. I'm not kidding, if I was in your position, I wouldn't be anything resembling depressed. You literally have all the tools you need to be, for example, an artist. I can give you some (probably cheesy) suggestions but you have all the tools you need to launchpad yourself to anything you want to do. If you saved up, you could learn to drive and get a car, and get amazing freedom of movement… take a lump of clay out to a field in Manitoba and sculpt a tree or some. You literally have a hard floor that you cannot sink lower than on a month to month basis, the government is paying you to exist and you have all the time in the world.
Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-06-07T18:08:42.253085+00:00
I work 50 hours a week and Falco sent me monopoly money. Do not trust him! -
2017-06-07 at 6:11 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-07 at 7:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Idc what you say, I still think that was funny, lol.
It's funny NOW since I'm no longer a poorfag. Man I really couldve used some real cash then, I was so excited the day it arrived, and you'll love this, it weighed too much and you didn't pay enough in postage so I had to pay the mail lady like 1.25 or something to even get it.
IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMENT. SO SAD!!
You know what's interesting the two people who have sent me money or trucks are HTS and Actro, two users generally notorious for not having very much money. INTERESTING! -
2017-06-07 at 7:49 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-07 at 7:51 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 8:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It's funny NOW since I'm no longer a poorfag. Man I really couldve used some real cash then, I was so excited the day it arrived, and you'll love this, it weighed too much and you didn't pay enough in postage so I had to pay the mail lady like 1.25 or something to even get it.
IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMENT. SO SAD!!
You know what's interesting the two people who have sent me money or trucks are HTS and Actro, two users generally notorious for not having very much money. INTERESTING!
Top jej, I didn't know about the not paying enough postage thing. PPPM me ur address, I'll send you something cool this time. -
2017-06-07 at 8:36 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 8:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It's funny NOW since I'm no longer a poorfag. Man I really couldve used some real cash then, I was so excited the day it arrived, and you'll love this, it weighed too much and you didn't pay enough in postage so I had to pay the mail lady like 1.25 or something to even get it.
IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMENT. SO SAD!!
You know what's interesting the two people who have sent me money or trucks are HTS and Actro, two users generally notorious for not having very much money. INTERESTING!
That's some fine quality trolling. -
2017-06-07 at 8:54 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:06 PM UTCi wont to donate but i live in a tree
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2017-06-07 at 9:10 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:11 PM UTCi havent chonged for 5 days i wont to die
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2017-06-07 at 9:11 PM UTCmy only medicine is the thch
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2017-06-07 at 9:13 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 9:14 PM UTC
