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Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Except for niggers. Then your answer is run to Florida.


    Except for faggots. Then the answer is your asshole
  2. https://visitukraine.today/blog/3125/mobilization-and-demobilization-in-ukraine-what-changes-does-the-government-propose-in-the-new-draft-law

    Looks like they're pretty much drafting everyone from 25 up, with those under being caught by unlimited "basic military service". Ukrainians who remain abroad while drafted will be denied consular support.

    Disability Group 3 is being called up, meaning those who can work in facilitated circumstances, basically those missing an eye, hearing loss, those missing part of a leg or a hand, mild retards, dwarfs, Parkinsonism, scoliosis, joint disorders, the flatfooted, etc.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol I heard about the category three thing but couldn't find an official designation

    they're drafting inside Kiev and Lvov now, whereas they tried to avoid doing that in the 'major' cities in the past
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    *Syenpyi
  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    OK IS THAT SOMEONE GETTING FUCKED OR AN ACTUAL CAT BEING STABBED

    i literary cant tell the fucking difference
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://visitukraine.today/blog/3125/mobilization-and-demobilization-in-ukraine-what-changes-does-the-government-propose-in-the-new-draft-law

    Looks like they're pretty much drafting everyone from 25 up, with those under being caught by unlimited "basic military service". Ukrainians who remain abroad while drafted will be denied consular support.

    Disability Group 3 is being called up, meaning those who can work in facilitated circumstances, basically those missing an eye, hearing loss, those missing part of a leg or a hand, mild retards, dwarfs, Parkinsonism, scoliosis, joint disorders, the flatfooted, etc.

    LOL they have that gay javascript thing that tries to stop you from copypasting from the page, haven't seen that since the 2000s

    The government proposes to introduce an additional paid vacation for soldiers released from captivity lasting 90 days. Such servicemen will be able to resign at will and will not be subject to re-mobilization.

    captivity, as in PoWs? that clause is just going to encourage people to surrender and wait out the war

    I'd take the 3-5 years prison because they'll be totally unable to enforce it within the next 6 months
  9. Originally posted by aldra LOL they have that gay javascript thing that tries to stop you from copypasting from the page, haven't seen that since the 2000s
    Ukraine is weird that way. All sorts of weird notions.

    captivity, as in PoWs? that clause is just going to encourage people to surrender and wait out the war

    I'd take the 3-5 years prison because they'll be totally unable to enforce it within the next 6 months

    Most men you throw them in with a bunch of others and a drill seargent who slaps them when they act up, they do what they are told. Up to and including advancing on the Red Army, poor dumb fuckers. It takes a lot of moral courage to do otherwise. Going and getting your balls blown off is what most men choose.

    GG's brother apparently isn't leaving the apartment anymore. He's about 45 and fit, and they're extending mobilisation to Kiev in a big way now (previously they went easy on the capital).
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://visitukraine.today/blog/3123/kontrdiversiini-zaxodi-ci-tck-z-povistkami-u-kijevi-vstanovlyuyut-blokposti-i-posilyuyut-perevirki

    this article talks about the checkpoints and ID requirements now being enforced in Kiev but insists it's about counter-sabotage rather than mobilisation enforcement
  11. Originally posted by aldra https://visitukraine.today/blog/3123/kontrdiversiini-zaxodi-ci-tck-z-povistkami-u-kijevi-vstanovlyuyut-blokposti-i-posilyuyut-perevirki

    this article talks about the checkpoints and ID requirements now being enforced in Kiev but insists it's about counter-sabotage rather than mobilisation enforcement

    Sure it's not anti-coup?

    People are openly saying "Zelensky killed Ukraine" now.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    doubt it'll help, I think the big coup risk is between factions in the military who think their mens' lives are being wasted. it's long been rumored that Zaluzhny was being groomed by NATO as his replacement if he backed down on the war effort, and he's raised a lot of complaints about how it's been executed over the last few months
  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    just include it in the nuking of the west bank and everything between that too fuck it

    why have them wondering whether their lives are being wasted, lets fucking make it CERTAIN
  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://visitukraine.today/blog/3125/mobilization-and-demobilization-in-ukraine-what-changes-does-the-government-propose-in-the-new-draft-law

    Looks like they're pretty much drafting everyone from 25 up, with those under being caught by unlimited "basic military service". Ukrainians who remain abroad while drafted will be denied consular support.

    Disability Group 3 is being called up, meaning those who can work in facilitated circumstances, basically those missing an eye, hearing loss, those missing part of a leg or a hand, mild retards, dwarfs, Parkinsonism, scoliosis, joint disorders, the flatfooted, etc.

    If I were a Russian I'd feel really bad right about now
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra https://visitukraine.today/blog/3123/kontrdiversiini-zaxodi-ci-tck-z-povistkami-u-kijevi-vstanovlyuyut-blokposti-i-posilyuyut-perevirki

    this article talks about the checkpoints and ID requirements now being enforced in Kiev but insists it's about counter-sabotage rather than mobilisation enforcement

    Because they worked so well in Ireland

    We used to get ex-british from 'the troubles' for training classes on how to search vehicles and man checkpoints.

    In other words...checkpoints are pretty much pointless. Five minutes after they're up everyone knows about them and bypasses them.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also included in Group 3 are men who violently lost their genitals, ie. in war or a workplace accident
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra LOL they have that gay javascript thing that tries to stop you from copypasting from the page, haven't seen that since the 2000s

    Oy vey...de juice...

    On December 25, the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine registered the long-awaited draft law that the government has been working on for the past few months. It is important to note that the military also contributed to the government's draft, offering the authorities their vision of the mobilization and demobilization process.

    In an explanatory note, Prime Minister Denys Shmyhal notes that the adoption of this document will "create conditions for the proper manning of combat units," "improve the process of manning the Armed Forces" and "contribute to the restoration and development of a society based on the values of patriotism and loyalty to the state."

    So, what are the main changes proposed by the document and how it will change the lives of Ukrainians - we will tell you further in the article.
    Main provisions of the draft law on mobilization: conscription age, calls and the right to deferment

    1. Reduction of the conscription age from 27 to 25 years.

    2. Abolition of conscription. Instead, it is proposed to introduce the concept of basic military service - a special compulsory course for all Ukrainians aged 18 to 25 to acquire practical skills. In peacetime, the course will last up to 5 months, in wartime, the term will be determined by a presidential decree.

    3. Introduction of an "electronic office of the conscript". Thus, within 60 days from the date of the start of mobilization or within 20 days from the date of its extension, Ukrainians liable for military service will have to update their data at the ASC or military registration and enlistment office (TSC) or in an online electronic cabinet. Thus, if the draft law is adopted, men who have traveled abroad will also have 30 days to update their personal data and current address of residence.

    4. Simplification of the procedure for serving subpoenas. Summonses will be able to be served in person (by military and police officers), through an electronic cabinet and by e-mail.

    5. Restriction of the right to deferment. In particular, we are talking about changes for "students" and "caregivers". Thus, only those students who receive a higher level of education than previously obtained (for example, bachelors who want to obtain a master's degree) will be able to receive a deferment. In addition, those who care for disabled relatives (except for caring for their own parents who "need constant care") will not be able to get a deferral. It is noted that it must be the 1st or 2nd disability group.

    6. Abolition of the concept of "limited fitness for service". Thus, only disabled persons of groups 1 and 2 will be able to receive a deferment, and those who have been recognized as limitedly fit for service will have to undergo a medical examination again within 6 months. At the same time, military enlistment offices will be able to "send materials to law enforcement agencies on Ukrainian citizens who evade military registration."

    At the same time, the government wants to cancel the reservation for all civil servants and employees of self-government bodies. Thus, the new document proposes to reserve only civil servants of category "A", i.e. top-level officials. And no more than 50% of the rest of the officials subject to military service.

    Fucking amateurs
  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i wish they would just line everyone up and blow their genitals off with a saiga one by one

    fuck the next generation
  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    omg LOL CHILI

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    everyone should be suffocating to death from overzealous uncontrollable laughter by now have fun in hell bitches
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