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Faking evidence that Santa is real to trick children of the future
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2023-12-26 at 3:01 AM UTCIt's still suspicious that he breaks into children's houses while they're asleep and leaves them presents
Sounds like grooming to me -
2023-12-26 at 3:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock It's still suspicious that he breaks into children's houses while they're asleep and leaves them presents
Sounds like grooming to me
he doesn't break and enter. he is loved and a guest. this is known because they leave him milk and cookies. usually parents hand their kids this to place by the fireplace. knowing he is coming. So it's not Santa breaking into a house -
2023-12-26 at 3:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Third Temple he doesn't break and enter. he is loved and a guest. this is known because they leave him milk and cookies. usually parents hand their kids this to place by the fireplace. knowing he is coming. So it's not Santa breaking into a house
Then they'd leave the front door open and invite him in -
2023-12-26 at 3:20 AM UTC
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2023-12-26 at 4:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock Then they'd leave the front door open and invite him in
In the Spirit of this crazy pagan inserted storyline he comes down the chiminey.. thats his M/O
he doesn't walk through the front door. he lands on rooftops and slides down chims.. except I have no idea how he gets into homes without them.
so they're expecting him. but he wont show unless you go to sleep first. or you will get coal in your stocking. -
2023-12-26 at 4:05 AM UTCIN short if you fuck with Santa and treat him like he's a fiddler of criminality, you're gonna get a sock full of coal.
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2023-12-26 at 4:41 AM UTC
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2023-12-26 at 4:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Third Temple In the Spirit of this crazy pagan inserted storyline he comes down the chiminey.. thats his M/O
he doesn't walk through the front door. he lands on rooftops and slides down chims.. except I have no idea how he gets into homes without them.
so they're expecting him. but he wont show unless you go to sleep first. or you will get coal in your stocking.
coming down the chimney instead of simply going through the front door lends an air of creepiness and sketchyness. like a burglar.
if he werent a weirdo he'd knock on the door and say 'merry christmas' instead of some aspie bullshit like burglarizing and sneaking and blackmail -
2023-12-26 at 3:21 PM UTC
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2023-12-26 at 3:46 PM UTCwhat is a fiddler of criminality? is that like some sort of modern day gang war equivalent of the drummers the military used to use back in the day?
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2023-12-26 at 3:47 PM UTCi like the idea though, OP, it would be even more funny if we collectively just decided to mindfuck the entire generation as hard as we could, so we could see what happens
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2023-12-26 at 3:53 PM UTC
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2023-12-26 at 3:54 PM UTC
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2023-12-26 at 3:54 PM UTCit's not like you'd even need to get the majority of the world in on it to accomplish it, i think if you got just 25-30% of the world in on it, and got them all to act or believe in crazy shit, that would cause another 25-30% to act sincerely but in an also crazy manner in response to the agitators, now you've got over half the population easily of the world acting insane, so kids growing up in that world would have a minority of their influence coming from anyone who is acting even in a "sane" manner. and just being sane doesnt exclude people who are dumb, selfish, etc and you still have every means of division in human thought and way of life to factor into that, so in short, it would be fairly easy to make it so that the next generation would have almost no access to truth or anything considered rational or sane
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2023-12-26 at 3:55 PM UTC
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2023-12-26 at 3:56 PM UTC
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2023-12-26 at 3:57 PM UTCFiddler in the Rye
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2023-12-26 at 3:57 PM UTC
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