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  1. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock the best place to be

    Thats pretty sad.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Google says you're meant to consume it within a few days after defrosting. Idk what I'm doing it's just me and a cat and I've never cooked a chicken.

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  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple Thats pretty sad.

    agreed
  4. Kafka sweaty
    If I can cook a Christmas dinner then that's a milestone for me.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Ifk if I should cut it into pieces when it defrosts then freeze the pieces for later or cook it all and then freeze what I don't eat.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka Google says you're meant to consume it within a few days after defrosting. Idk what I'm doing it's just me and a cat and I've never cooked a chicken.


    the thick end goes in your shitpussy first
  7. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    literally kafka

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  9. Third Temple African Astronaut
    is Kafka an asian or hapa?
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka Ifk if I should cut it into pieces when it defrosts then freeze the pieces for later or cook it all and then freeze what I don't eat.

    you should cook the entire thing. You can maybe turn it into soup and freeze it if there's too much chicken and you can't eat it all

    that thing is fricking huge. How many lbs does the sticker say? It will take all day to cook is my guess you better wake up early
  11. Third Temple African Astronaut
    eat what you can Kafka and then give it to homeless as a good Christmas gesture when you're done with it.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you should cook the entire thing. You can maybe turn it into soup and freeze it if there's too much chicken and you can't eat it all

    that thing is fricking huge. How many lbs does the sticker say? It will take all day to cook is my guess you better wake up early

    It's 2kg of lamb. People eat turkey here for Christmas but you can have that all year in sandwiches. People in N.I don't eat much lamb, it's mostly exported. Same with seafood.
  13. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It's 2kg of lamb. People eat turkey here for Christmas but you can have that all year in sandwiches. People in N.I don't eat much lamb, it's mostly exported. Same with seafood.

    that's so fucking gross. Lamb is gross.

    go feed it to homeless you insensitive fuck
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I might try roasting some of it over a fire
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Third Temple eat what you can Kafka and then give it to homeless as a good Christmas gesture when you're done with it.

    FUCK YOU
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    MAKE SOUP AND FREEZE IT. I HOPE THEY ALL FUCKING STARVE TO DEATH!!!!
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka I might try roasting some of it over a fire

    I HOPE YOU MEAN THE HOMELESS!!!!
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why don't you beat the shit out of that person who stole your pack of beer and tol' them to leave me the fuck alone outside my house?
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  19. That's a big piece of meat , u got a pot big enough for that?

    THATS A BIG PIECE OF MEAT, FOR SUCH A SMALL WOMAN

    Third Temple u don't like lamb?? Christmas at Kafkas, celebration of the Lamb
  20. We've started cooking everything in the happy pot, even meat. A pressure cooked joint roast sounds tasteless, but throw some herbs on it and use the bare minimum of water so it just steams and it's delicious, tender and juicy.
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