Corrupt a Wish

1. 2017-06-07 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but he's not taking emails in his bye-bye box at the present time.
   
   I wish you would give me your moms email addy

   
   Granted but she's dead so you'll never get a response.
   
   
   I wish I had a falcon.
2. 2017-06-07 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Thank you

   
   oops typo I think I made a mistake with a period.
   
   
   this should be it
   
   
   mysonsfather@byebyeboxnumber0535.intheground.hev
3. 2017-06-07 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Dargo Granted but she's dead so you'll never get a response.
   
   
   I wish I had a falcon.

   
   (I liek the prof pic)
   
   Granted but it's captain Falcon.
   
   I wish I could shoot lazerz from my hands.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
4. 2017-06-07 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Granted but she's dead so you'll never get a response.
   
   
   I wish I had a falcon.

   
   Granted, But it's a ford and a total wreck.. not much left for pulling parts.
   
   I wish I had a thunder zapper gun
5. 2017-06-07 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ (I liek the prof pic)
   
   Granted but it's captain Falcon.
   
   I wish I could shoot lazerz from my hands.

   
   damn u ib4me
6. 2017-06-07 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   OoOoh that was odd.
7. 2017-06-07 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Woah. We're in a time wrinkle it seems. Buckle in.
8. 2017-06-07 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ OoOoh that was odd.

   
   our wishes are similar too
   
   ubrubtly exposed.. we're the same peoples 0_0
9. 2017-06-07 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #49
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 our wishes are similar too
   
   ubrubtly exposed.. we're the same peoples 0_0

   
   That's what I was referring to. Hi me.
10. 2017-06-07 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ That's what I was referring to. Hi me.

    
    stop it.. or I'll jump through this black hole to a new mME parralelulz
11. 2017-06-07 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #51
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 stop it.. or I'll jump through this black hole to a new mME parralelulz

    
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No, you won't jump through anything save for the glass window pane on your 9th floor suite, THANKS.
12. 2017-06-07 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ (I liek the prof pic)
    
    Granted but it's captain Falcon.
    
    I wish I could shoot lazerz from my hands.

    
    (thnx)
    
    Granted but you can't control when they go off.
    
    
    I wish I was a heart surgeon.
13. 2017-06-07 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #53
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Le granted but you have a 0% success rate and ruin family's lives on a daily basis. (Maybe you wanted that)
    
    I wish I could control when my new hand lasers went off.
14. 2017-06-07 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Granted but every time you fire them you have explosive diarrhea.
    
    
    I wish I had a shibe.
15. 2017-06-07 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Dargo Granted but every time you fire them you have explosive diarrhea.
    
    
    I wish I had a shibe.

    
    Granted but I don't know what a shibe is so whatever it is comes with a never-ending rotten stench and nobody wants to be around you two.
    
    I wish I didn't have explosive diahrrea everytime I shot off my self-controlled hand lasers.
16. 2017-06-07 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Granted but you can't aim your lasers and accidentally shoot off your dick.
    
    
    I wish I was an inch taller.
17. 2017-06-07 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you can't aim your lasers and accidentally shoot off your dick.
    
    
    I wish I was an inch taller.

    
    Granted but you are parapalegic.
    
    I wish i could win friends and influence people.
18. 2017-06-07 at 3 AM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Granted but they're a motley crew of conditioning your mind to do bad things but not good at keeping out of the spotlight
    
    I wish my occasional psychic abilities included winning horse races
19. 2017-06-07 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but they're a motley crew of conditioning your mind to do bad things but not good at keeping out of the spotlight
    
    I wish my occasional psychic abilities included winning horse races

    
    Granted but the occasionally modifier is extended to mean winning one race every 27 years.
    
    I wish i had a college degree
20. 2017-06-07 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #60
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but the occasionally modifier is extended to mean winning one race every 27 years.
    
    I wish i had a college degree

    
    Granted but it's in liberal arts.
    
    I wish Jill the Car would die a horribly painful death and ensuingly lose the ability to ever post on the internet again.