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2017-06-06 at 8:41 PM UTC*+*+ A TERRORIST COME AND STAB EVERYONE AND BOMB U*+*+*+
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2017-06-06 at 8:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Granted but you're high on krokodil and confined to a bamboo cage.
I wish I could be done with work early today.
granted, your boss just fired you
I wish I had a saw to cut my way out of this bamboo cage so I can go get more krokodil, I'm fiending like malice in a dog kennel.
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2017-06-06 at 8:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist granted, your boss just fired you
I wish I had a saw to cut my way out of this bamboo cage so I can go get more krokodil, I'm fiending like malice in a dog kennel.
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Granted but the bamboo cage is surrounded by a steel cage full of DEMONS.
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2017-06-06 at 11:19 PM UTCF7uuuuuuuuuck!!!!
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2017-06-06 at 11:21 PM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Granted but you can never obtain the necessary licenses and permits to have access to a jet.
I wish I was a popular and successful famous comedian.
Granted but after years of success it is realized you just ripped off all of Bob sagets standup and end up losing your fame and fortune destined to look back on what was once a successful career and dying in shame.
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2017-06-07 at 1:29 AM UTCTHE COPS STEAL ALL YOUR RIZLAS
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2017-06-07 at 1:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but after years of success it is realized you just ripped off all of Bob sagets standup and end up losing your fame and fortune destined to look back on what was once a successful career and dying in shame.
I wish cops werent fucking assholes.
Granted bu-- actually sorry this is an ungrantable wish.
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2017-06-07 at 1:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but after years of success it is realized you just ripped off all of Bob sagets standup and end up losing your fame and fortune destined to look back on what was once a successful career and dying in shame.
I wish cops werent fucking assholes.
Granted but now when you need a cop to assist you in you being murdered they will throw pixie dust and glitter on the mugger
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2017-06-07 at 1:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but now when you need a cop to assist you in you being murdered they will throw pixie dust and glitter on the mugger
I wish my dick was 4 inches bigger
Granted but it's horizontally at the tip much resembling a hammerhead shark.
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2017-06-07 at 1:38 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:45 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:48 AM UTCThank you