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Corrupt a Wish
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2017-06-07 at 1:48 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:49 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:50 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:50 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:51 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:51 AM UTCOoOoh that was odd.
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2017-06-07 at 1:52 AM UTCWoah. We're in a time wrinkle it seems. Buckle in.
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2017-06-07 at 1:52 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:53 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:55 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 1:59 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 2:10 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 2:13 AM UTCLe granted but you have a 0% success rate and ruin family's lives on a daily basis. (Maybe you wanted that)
I wish I could control when my new hand lasers went off. -
2017-06-07 at 2:17 AM UTCGranted but every time you fire them you have explosive diarrhea.
I wish I had a shibe. -
2017-06-07 at 2:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo Granted but every time you fire them you have explosive diarrhea.
I wish I had a shibe.
Granted but I don't know what a shibe is so whatever it is comes with a never-ending rotten stench and nobody wants to be around you two.
I wish I didn't have explosive diahrrea everytime I shot off my self-controlled hand lasers. -
2017-06-07 at 2:28 AM UTCGranted but you can't aim your lasers and accidentally shoot off your dick.
I wish I was an inch taller. -
2017-06-07 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2017-06-07 at 3 AM UTCGranted but they're a motley crew of conditioning your mind to do bad things but not good at keeping out of the spotlight
I wish my occasional psychic abilities included winning horse races -
2017-06-07 at 3:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but they're a motley crew of conditioning your mind to do bad things but not good at keeping out of the spotlight
I wish my occasional psychic abilities included winning horse races
Granted but the occasionally modifier is extended to mean winning one race every 27 years.
I wish i had a college degree -
2017-06-07 at 3:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but the occasionally modifier is extended to mean winning one race every 27 years.
I wish i had a college degree
Granted but it's in liberal arts.
I wish Jill the Car would die a horribly painful death and ensuingly lose the ability to ever post on the internet again.