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  1. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock Or just buy them pre-peeled

    That's too dangerous, I just shovel handfuls of them into my face when I have a bag of pre-shelled.

    God made the shell as a natural regulation mechanism so man would eat them one at a time.
  2. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    I just leave all the ones with difficult shells till last and either split it along with the pre existing slit with the value of my knife or smack it with the metallic base of the handle. I don't like when it smashes the pistachio tho. I can easily tippy tap it open gently but then that's too much bother.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens That's too dangerous, I just shovel handfuls of them into my face when I have a bag of pre-shelled.

    God made the shell as a natural regulation mechanism so man would eat them one at a time.

    There's no such thing as god and no one cares when someone eats an entire bag at once
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens I just leave all the ones with difficult shells till last and either split it along with the pre existing slit with the value of my knife or smack it with the metallic base of the handle. I don't like when it smashes the pistachio tho. I can easily tippy tap it open gently but then that's too much bother.

    That's literally expending more calories than you'll get back
  5. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock There's no such thing as god and no one cares when someone eats an entire bag at once

    God also made the concept of being fat
  6. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock That's literally expending more calories than you'll get back

    Yeah so what though
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I'm trying to quickly make Christmas plans because I'm going to be alone and don't want to be depressed. I've sort of given up on cooking but can't go to a restaurant by myself. I've booked a massage and skincare treatment for Saturday but that doesn't feel like enough to treat myself with. It's so stressful.
  8. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's -250F on the Moon and +250F in the sun.

    space suits are micro climatatized suits
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Omw to drop off some toys for Toys for Tots at the Salvation Army then hitting the grocery store for supper tonight ❤️
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens Yeah so what though

    So it's a waste
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm trying to quickly make Christmas plans because I'm going to be alone and don't want to be depressed. I've sort of given up on cooking but can't go to a restaurant by myself. I've booked a massage and skincare treatment for Saturday but that doesn't feel like enough to treat myself with. It's so stressful.

    Go to a homeless camp and have sex with multiple random strangers
  12. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Writing this sentence that doest go any...
  13. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock So it's a waste

    Not if you eat snacks for fun, in fact the fewer calories the better, and you space em out too.
  14. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    I'm making the sickest AI app guise
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    woke up to the house at 55 degrees and had to go to the job site 20 min after waking up so the house is still cold as fuk.
    but the old contractor I was working with last year showed up to get some metal I was storing for us and he is giving me a nice propane heater so I can have heat when the woodstove burns out in the middle of the night and for when i'm at work/ snowmobiling, he also has work for me this winter, now I'm off to get 1x6x16 #2 pine that I have to poly today and tomorrow.. the old contractor also has stainless steel restaurant equipment,, ie sinks and countertops he is giving me so I can redew my kitchen
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    OT, havin a coffee then its back to sanding pine and clear coating it 2 times
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I just ordered a lot of food and idk what I'm doing tbh, like a whole leg of lamb and I've never even cooked a chicken nevermind a Christmas dinner and am alone and anorexic.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    I panicked a bit because only had an hour to keep my delivery slot for tomorrow and there aren't any more slots over Christmas
  19. Kafka sweaty
    At least that's one less thing to stress about for Christmas. Now I know I definately will be cooking.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Next I have to find things to buy myself and Akira, clean the house, make sure I meet a deadline so I can chill on the day, find Christmas horror movies to watch, make my Christmas VR room public... It just struck me now I might not be able to leave flowers at my dad's grave on the day because shops won't be open to sell them.
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