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  1. #1
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    But then I got old. Do they take 58 year olds?>

    https://post.ca.gov/How-Do-I-Become-A-Dispatcher
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    who are you gonna call the cops on
  3. #3
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood who are you gonna call the cops on

    Sober up, Faggot

    ME: 9-1-1 what's your emergency

    Scron: You gonna call the police on me?


    ME: Sir, It's illegal to tie up an emergency line

    Scron: Do it. Call the cops on me

    Me: typing Scrons address for a welfare check

    Scron: Do It FAGGOT
  4. #4
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    TV Show Reacher is off the hook.

    S2E1

    I never saw the first season but oddly it's dated 2024 already. shows from the future
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yes hello 9-11 there's a jeff hunter in my bushes

    *You'RE FIRED!!!!
    ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ’ฅโ—๐Ÿ“ž/ฬตอ‡ฬฟฬฟ/โ€™ฬฟโ€™ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ๐Ÿ˜ซ I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

    NO!!! Don'T DO IT!!!

    BANG!

    /ฬตอ‡ฬฟฬฟ/โ€™ฬฟโ€™ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ
    SOMEONE CALL THE WAMBULANCE
    ๐Ÿš‘eeewaeaaaeewaa๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ
    WAIT THIS IS THE MENTAL HOSPITAL๐Ÿคช
    ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐Ÿฅ€ ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿชฆ ๐Ÿฉธ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅผ ๐Ÿ’‰
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  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  7. #7
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Nope, they test potentials before allowing them on board. you have to remain calm even if your own family is calling in. which apparently happens.

    you have to treat it professionally and show compassion but not become a wet sponge. you have to learn to talk in a way to try and keep them calm. like you're there with them and you're going to get them through this incident to the best of your ability to do so. offering advice and walking them through the incident. even if someone is breaking in with a Mike Myers mask on
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Third Temple Nope, they test potentials before allowing them on board. you have to remain calm even if your own family is calling in. which apparently happens.

    That sounds extremely easy to pass. No wonder all those LAFAWNDA black women with they long did nails pass the test
    ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ“ž(๐Ÿ‘ อœ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘)๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ
    "YOU WAS BEING MURDERED??! OH MAAAH LAWWWDD!!!! OKAY ONE SEC HONEY I'MA HAVE TO PUT YOU ON HOLD MAH GIRLFRIEND IS CALLING"


    Originally posted by Third Temple you have to treat it professionally and show compassion but not become a wet sponge. you have to learn to talk in a way to try and keep them calm. like you're there with them and you're going to get them through this incident to the best of your ability to do so. offering advice and walking them through the incident. even if someone is breaking in with a Mike Myers mask on

    so basically you have to show up.. OH MAH LAWD THEY ARE SO BRAVE!!!!
  9. #9
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Not everyone can handle the stress of the call center. it's like one BS call after another and suddenly someone's getting shot and screaming for help with the attacker in the background. you have to try and remain calm and keep them calm. I dont know if I could do this because i might get fight or flight or some retarded shit break down. calling them a faggot and hanging up
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  10. #10
    dispatch thy des niggers forthwith to hell
  11. #11
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dispatch thy des niggers forthwith to hell

    did you get beat up by your BBC boyfriend and traumatized you to the point of hating black folk?
  12. #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would get fired on my first day and say OH MY GOD WE GOT A BANK ROBBERY for the first call



    VINCENT?!

  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes hello 9-11 there's a jeff hunter in my bushes

    *You'RE FIRED!!!!
    ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ’ฅโ—๐Ÿ“ž/ฬตอ‡ฬฟฬฟ/โ€™ฬฟโ€™ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ๐Ÿ˜ซ I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

    NO!!! Don'T DO IT!!!

    BANG!

    /ฬตอ‡ฬฟฬฟ/โ€™ฬฟโ€™ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ
    SOMEONE CALL THE WAMBULANCE
    ๐Ÿš‘eeewaeaaaeewaa๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ
    WAIT THIS IS THE MENTAL HOSPITAL๐Ÿคช
    ๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐Ÿฅ€ ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿชฆ ๐Ÿฉธ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅผ ๐Ÿ’‰
    ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ›ฉ

    If you'd shave you wouldn't have that problem
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